Btw, Epstein files.
Tadpoles.
The ensuing frog plague upon the capital would be a nice little bonus.
I will dress up as moses and scare the shit out of hegseth
On the plus side, no more mosquitoes!
Oh no, that’s a separate treatment: salamander larvae. Fortunately they cohabitate with tadpoles quite harmoniously.
Is this trump’s the Green New Deal?
Maintain the Swamp
I’m voting for the introduction of shrimp and silver carp!
Oyster Farm has my vote
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Start aquaculture farm in reflecting pool
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Raise the shittiest shrimp in the universe
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Brand them Freedom 250 Prawns
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Let business partners buy them at huge markup
This is all so easy
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Nah we need to dump a bunch of salt and put in that red salt loving bacteria.
Get the 10 plagues of trump going
Why? Water temperature
reeds are invasive though.
Fine. Bamboo, then.
no i insist on pampasgrass
They could probably find a native cordgrass and plant a perimeter of it around the pool to pretty decent effect I’d say.
At this point I’m surprised Trump isn’t proposing that we make our flag colors red, white, and algae green.
That’s Iran’s flag 1
Leading to the Duat.
amber waves
Just accept your inner American and make it a car park.
Drag strip for jet skis, let’s gooooo
Jet ski parking
No not the mall at DC, one of the only car-free places in the USA along with Disney World
Only because the cars at Disney World get their own park
Cock fighting arena it is then!
How many cocks do I have to fight at once?
Either one hundred foot one or a hundred one foot ones.
You could probably do four if you go middle out.
Toe to toe, tip to tip.
Rewilding that ugly pool area would be an amazing project.
While I get what you’re putting down, the reflecting pool is (in the not shitty timeline) actually a beautiful piece of art.
Why not add some secondary side pools joined by underground channels with some very gentle induced flow beneath the surface? Those side pools could act like like living filters and bring some wildlife to boot.
