Pull like you are starting a mower.
“Pull start for a dishwasher”
IYKYK
Oh. Oh God. Please no.
For the uninitiated that would be interested in trying to procure this fine item, it is called 拉珠武士, which translate to Anal Beads Warrior
Suddenly, Ivy from Soul Calibur makes so much more sense now.
We all know what it looks like, but what is it actually? Like, what is this from?
It’s japanese, so it’s probably exactly what it looks like
It’s actually a sex toy. It’s from AkumaToys from what I could tell.
But yeah, it’s actually what it looks like.

Hello 911 it’s me again… Wait a second it has a flaired base nevermind this time … Sorry
several in fact
SepukupoopukuSepooku was right there.
That’s way better! Dammit.

Well… this is a shitpost, cause that thing’s definitely going in someone’s poophole
and then a few weeks later one of their kids will find it and start beating the other kids with it. this will happen until some adult comes along and vomits uncontrollably
Some blades you choose, others choose you.
Bayblade Bayblade; let it rip!
Is this how magicians are able to keep pulling red balls from their mouths?
Mouths?
Yes
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
…so where’s the example of it being used?

Pixilated?? Why the Japanese gotta censor all the good stuff
As seen in Quentin Tarantino’s “Fill Bill”
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"
Sheathes blade
You are already gaped










