mature modern games are unapologetic and give you a genital selection too
the question is, are you a penis a or penis b type???
I get the modded mega dong.
tbh baldurs gate and cyberpunk really lacked a proper donger slider
would even be lore accurate with cybernetic dick enhancements in cyberpunk and magic in dnd
Sorry. That’s on me.
I was the one responsible for implementing the donger slider in Cyberpunk but I kept getting distracted with all the donger slider field research.
Honestly a real-life donger slider is worth the investment.
True. I invested in my left hand early on and it has really paid off.
Donger slider field research, you say?
Cyberpunk had some great mods, though. It’s just too bad they didn’t show up in the sex scenes.
You need to reevaluate where you get your mods. There’s plenty of mods specifically changing the sex scenes, expanding them, and allowing ridiculous things to happen within them.
Fantasy games should have that one extra ring slot.
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There are ads in game and a quest dedicated to the Mr Studd penis implant so it’d be canon too
yeah and why can’t we buy exploding dick enhancements (or dick cannons) like that one dude we gotta give a ride to
I mean there’s that one guy who said it felt like his dick was stuck in a goddamn pencil sharpener
Yeah, but his implant was broken.
never buy a used mr studd
I feel like there are cybernetic dick enhancements in cyberpunk but they’re not widespread or used a lot. Like they usually are peddled by sketchy folks and don’t seem to be something advertised that much.
I mean, good chance I’m wrong on that but that was kind of the vibe I got playing the game.
Dong slider is a hilarious thought. I don’t know enough about coding and game development but it feels like it might be hard to get the animations right if you had a slider vs selection because you’d have to be figuring out animations for those titties or cock on the fly.
But maybe that’s just me showing my lack of knowledge, perhaps a slider from tiny titties to big ol tatas is already a thing in some games. I guess it’s also dependent on the game engine.
We know there are. There’s a quest in CP2077 involving a guy who’s system catches fire.
He’s voiced by a streamer my wife likes. She had no idea he was in the game and loved the absurdity of that quest.
Oh yeah I know they exist I just figured they’re more like underground and poorly regulated was what I was getting at.
That is a funny mission. CP2077 genuinely has some excellent writing.
just gotta wait till they do a FATAL CRPG…
The werewolf in Skyrim got physics enabled flaccid dong because I wanted to helicopter in VR and thought it only changed humanoid NPC and player character, not monsters. It was a super funny surprise seeing that giant salami flopping around in the scripted scene for whatever quest that was. Good job, dev.
Wheres my cybernetic lady horse cock? Immersion ruined.
check your mouth. that’s where i keep mine.
I pick the micropenis because I’m short and proud of it.
flaming crotch man cool
The dong physics have gotten pretty good
no character creator has yet to top saints row 2. they just have a “body” slider on top of all the normal “slim/fat”, “short/tall”, “lanky/muscular” stuff that morphs where the body fat goes. if the booblies get too big your character gets a bra.
Ha! That’s awesome I love it
Man, I’d PAY for a modern remake of SR2 that kept it basically as is but added better gfx/QoL stuff. That game was the peak of the series imo
You say peak of the series but it still lacks the massive purple dildo from later games
And the later games don’t have the septic truck mini game, so we are at an impasse…
Have you seen the Street Fighte4 6 avatar creator? That might change your mind given how many eldritch abominations walk in the multiplayer hub.
yeah, it’s definitely more insane. but i think sr2 is the best in terms of representation.
Give the Type-A a chest binder. Now everyone is covered.
I feellike I’ve seen this in some game. Not a binder, but that both types have covered tops and bottoms.
Monster hunter does that
As I recall, Fallout does this with the tanktop/shorts combo.
I feellike I’ve seen this in some game. Not a binder, but that both types have covered tops and bottoms.
Baldur’s Gate maybe?
Baldurs Gate has covered nothing
Ah you’re right. I was thinking more along the lines of which character creation doesn’t put any limits depending on gender.
Dark Souls games maybe?
Star Wars: KOTOR does this. I think KOTOR 2 as well but I’m fuzzier on that
If femality is stored in the nipples, where are the nipples stored. Maybe the balls I hypothesize.
Where does the dick get stored?
kinda wish it just folded up inside like a dog
Or a woodpecker’s tongue.
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Reminds me of The Left Hand of Darkness.
Why have one set of genitals when you can have all of them and switch which are used periodically?
Reminds me of the trans woman that took her top off at the White House under Biden and MAGA lost their minds.
They don’t recognize her gender as a woman so those should just be man boobs and not a big deal, but they lost their fucking shit.
Meanwhile the shirtless trans dude in the background was practically invisible.
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Maybe the vast majority of prude Jesus Americans. In more advanced societies and cities it’s a different story.
For instance, it’s perfectly legal for females to walk around topless in Vancouver BC. Seattle and Vancouver both have public beaches where clothing is optional. The only people that care are religious weirdos.
I honestly don’t understand why they don’t just label them “masculine” or “feminine”, and they can just add “androgynous” if they want a non-binary option. Is there an element of this that is offensive that I’m missing?
People who are never not upset are upset when designers don’t title body types as masculine or feminine and instead use a single character like “A” or “B”.
Like from a design standpoint if you have plans to introduce more body types then lettering them makes a lot of sense but I imagine that’s also one of the first things to get cut from a budget because it multiplies the amount of QA that’s going to happen.
Okay, that makes sense. I just didn’t know if it was that way to be sensitive of trans people or something.
There are insane people that think michelle obama is trans. I think its more the anti-trans people are prone to just make insane assumptions and assertions.
Lots of games have little unfinished bits. Like look at Metal Gear Solid 5: full ass AAA style game and the entire ending of the game is just missing. I think the obvious explanation is somebody intended to have more body types and just never got around to it or it got deprioritized hard by the budgeting folks.
There’s always someone offended somewhere.
I don’t think it’s offensive by any means, but I think it would be better as a society to get away from labeling things as masculine and feminine in a way that refers back to a traditional gender binary and assumptions. The A/B system serves that, though it fumbles when your character’s pronouns are also determined by this choice.
Personally I think they ought to make two base bodies (small and large) and then add boobs as a toggle for both. And none of this business with separate hair and face options either.
How about treants
I think a lot of game developers just don’t want to deal with the drama that will inevitably happen if they give more than two options.
Feel like I’d also have a problem if I tried to go in public without a top due to having boobs (HRT <3) and I think most people would agree I’m not female.
Everyone should be able to go topless if they wish. Boobs are not inherently sexual.
While I agree, there is a connotation in many western countries to consider. Were women to be topless, they would be perceived as a thrill seeker, mentally ill, hippy, or something else in that vein because of religious customs dictating that arousal of your self, or even others is sinful. Changing perceptions would be a generational effort and, at least in the US, things are swinging more conservative rather than less.
But, in some parts of Europe, toplessness is accepted on both sides of the aisle, so the world isn’t wholly broken. Asia has smatterings of the same. I support egalitarianism in all things, and it’s deeply frustrating that the human body is, mostly, stigmatized through crystalized, cancerous religious repression
Were women to be topless, they would be perceived as a thrill seeker, mentally ill, hippy, or something else in that vein because of religious customs dictating that arousal of your self, or even others is sinful.
This is more of an argument to go topless than anything else.
FREE THE TITTIES!
In abstract? Absolutely. All I’m going to say to this is to choose where you expend the effort wisely and spread the idea safely.
The only states in the US that have statewide bans on female toplessness is Indiana, Tennessee, and Utah. The majority of states in the US explicitly allow femme people to go topless because masculine people are allowed to go topless.
How about we stop warning women about existing as women and push against people who would perceive women as “a thrill seeker, mentally ill, hippy, or something else in that vein” for judging them.
I recommend heading to Utah to spread your ideas. Half of the US lives in deep, dangerous repression. Direct your misplaced aggression at them, not me
What? I live in the US. I’m speaking from my lived experience here. I agreed that Utah is one of the states that outlaws it.
I can’t have a conversation with you without being accused of being aggressive?
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Only when society ascribes sexuality to things that are inherently not sexual.
Boobs are not inherently sexual.
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Being topless is not sexual violence.
While you are correct that the US is more conservative, we do have nude beaches.
I’ve gotten my tits out in front of a cop in a red state in fhe US. Yeah people think things and it does correlate with counterculture, but fucking hell sometimes it’s too hot for a shirt
Physical needs>>>>social decorum. Always. I just wish it didn’t even need to be qualified that way.
Ok but other days it’s just pretty hot and a breeze against my tits would be nice, and sometimes I’ve indulged that desire. In the same place. It’s legal so why not. And yeah mostly people are doing that at left wing summer festivals, but that’s ok, it worked to normalize it within those groups.
It’s a spectrum even on an individual level
That’s what I’m saying. It’s silly that customs disincentivize an entirely harmless act. That an asterisk exists- can exist, means there has been a fundamental failure somewhere.
thrill seeker, mentally ill, hippy, or something else
You call men like that “perverts” or “sex pests”. Women can be those things too.
I mean, I guess? But going topless really shouldn’t qualify for that. Everyone can be gross. I’m disputing what it is that should be perceived that way. Nudity should be more broadly acceptable.
We need to flip the script and make men’s nipples inherently sexual. They don’t even dispense milk (this is a lie but most people don’t know that) they’re just an erogenous zone.
I saw a boob once as a child and I still go to therapy three times a month.
To be clear though, it has nothing to do with me seeing that boob, that would be ridiculous. If society thinks people need to be protected from boobs, it’s society that needs therapy.
I agree with the first. I think evolution would disagree with the second. The main purpose for partial display (aka cleavage) is enticement for attracting potential mates.
The main purpose of mammary glands is feeding offspring.
Boobs can be sexual, but they are not inherently so.
I dived in a bit, and I will concede that sexual use is not the main reason, since they evolved from primates and previous species in order to produce milk. But all other species don’t have them constantly enlarged. Studies show that there are many factors at play, such as providing more area of touch for the human infant and perhaps a more constant source of food since human infants take longer to mature. But they did develop the use for sexual signalling too when we became upright, if for nothing else than for showing sexual maturity. The human brain has probably evolved along with those changes to select which characteristics evolved more pronounced.
So they have multiple uses. The very fact that they are a subconscious trigger for the male has to mean something.
So they have multiple uses. The very fact that they are a subconscious trigger for the male has to mean something.
Yep, they can be sexual but are not inherently sexual.
It’s not just men that are turned on by boobs.
You’re absolutely right. For good reason, they’re wonderful.
The same works with some nice hairy man pecs cleavage, what’s your point?
I think men should cover their chests too.
I’d rather give people the choice than to police their bodies.
There was a protest in front of the Scottish supreme court when the UK had a ruling that declared trans women were men because of their “biological sex”. So a bunch of trans women stood with their tits out and arms painted red since apparently they’re men and that’s OK
Ironically almost all media coverage of the event censored their breasts
I don’t get why they aren’t just making a single body with tons of sliders for all proportions and some “man” and “woman” presets which are just values for those sliders. If it was just one body, all the clothing and animations would only need to be done for one body instead of two.
What am I missing?Vaguely, because having 2 or 4 models that are static and always look good is actually a lot easier to design and test than a body that can be lots of sizes and shapes. Like, it’s more work to make an outfit 4 times than 1 time, but it’s also kinda easy work. Whereas making an outfit that can be any size and shape and still looks right and natural and doesn’t clip through itself, etc is harder.
But not impossible, so I agree if your game is going to have sliders anyway, and those sliders are going to allow extreme adjustments and not just “length of torso, circumference of boobs”, probably you’re going to have to take a lot of that into account anyway.
Even still, though, having a “bunch” of sliders can sometimes still not be enough to get from one body type to another. Like, the fact that you can’t start with the male body in most of these games and adjust your way to the female one, or vice versa, means there are properties that would need to be made adjustable that currently aren’t, in order to actually get you smoothly from one to the other.
Presets easy, representing all possibilities with sliders hard
I propose this situation be remedied by ‘free the nipple’ protests involving both man boobs and woman boobs.
Alternatively, appease the puritans and give both a sports bra
… generally good for both in an athletic context.
Maybe have both boob’d men and women do the same ‘strip routine’ at the protest, both arriving in the sports bras.
like when some church dudes demanded that the hulk is wearing a bra, because his massive packs would arouse kids xD
The Germans simply let women take their top off if they want. Seems fair enough.
The Germans have something that they call FKK, and it means “Free Body Culture”.
They have a much more sane mentality towards nudity.
People who get vexed over gender in character creation are the same people bound to get really upset when watching a movie trailer.
I want Type B, but with male nipples.
We maybe also should have body type C, D, E, F, G, H, etc.
I want Type B, but with male nipples
What’s type F have going on?
Machineguns and an ethernet port.
Kinky
My character in Cyberpunk 2077 has medium boobs and a massive dong. Haven’t seen that thing much since the character creation step but I appreciate the freedom. My character also may have only worn a fairly slim kevlar vest at one point.
Still pissed clothing in that game shrinks your boobs down to medium if they’re large unless you use mods.
Modelling clothing onto underlying body geometry is such an enormous pain, I’m not really surprised they take some liberties. Most games don’t do it they just have the clothing be part of the mesh and not have any actual body underneath, even in games with character customisation.
In GTA you can’t take clothing items off, you can swap models but you can’t actually take off clothing. It’s the same reason why characters never get into bed and just lie on top of it, it’s easy not to try and model the cloth dynamics.
My guy put on the diving suit and for some reason the one thing that clipped through was his big ol’ bingus.
There is a funny set of furry sculptures in the middle of Golden Gate Park that have very plainly been subjected to modesty rules. The end result of this is that the male subject is only allowed to have nipples when he is wearing pants.
Just make your games first person view only, no third person view. You can be who/what ever you imagine yourself to be. You can be male/female/androgynous or a magic unicorn with rainbow farts and chewing cotton candy cud with the blood of the vanquished dripping from your horn. And it’s all in your head.
No when I’m playing a first person game and I can’t look down at my tits I get angry.
In quite a lot of games if you look down you can only see your own legs, which of course is totally unrealistic.
Now that sounds maga to me…
Make Armadillos Gay Again
I’m here for it! Gay Armadillos in the Sun!
That sounds like “just make your games totally unplayable for some people” (which also includes me.) Technically I can play some first person games but because there are so many that would give me motion sickness so in general I just avoid them
Can confirm. It took me a while to figure out my character was Someone™ in Portal
you get to be the ultimate lifeform: the bean
You don’t have to pay someone to translate A and B.
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