But where is Garak!?
Behind you!
With a knife!
And a measuring tape.
But that’s the best place to stab somebody!
He’s just a humble tailor, no reason to add him here.
Plain, simple Garak…
Just a random background character.
He wouldn’t provide a picture, and somehow nothing turned up on his file. He said there weren’t any photos of him. Odd guy, but he made me a beautiful shawl for my trouble…
Gay assassin spy with daddy issues who is also an excellent tailor.
Gay assassin spy with daddy issues who is also an excellent tailor.
Many of these points are merely allegetions.
Fair point.

Everywhere.
I tried to ask Morn about his archetype, but the guy never shuts up! I couldn’t get a word in edgewise!
I’m offended by “involuntary celibate”
Bashir’s celibacy is entirely voluntary due to his pursuits of Miles and Garak
I want Miles x Bashir to be cannon so bad. I get that Miles is a married father, so a divorce might not be easy for him, but a fling? A sultry night out with the boys? Pleaseeee :3
Nah! Divorce is unnecessary, just make them a throuple! Let Keiko have her fun too :)
Keiko already had her fun on Bajor.
Who says the fun has to stop at Bajor! Just let everyone have one huge orgy on Deep Space Nine. It can be the sex party space station! 🤣
I want Miles x Bashir to be cannon so bad.
Miles x Bashir is canon. It’s just the exact details that are left to the imagination.
But Garak x Miles got confirmed in Lower Decks. I just want Miles to be mentioned as part of the relationship :(
Anyone who gets to date Leeta is not involuntary anything.
and Dax, especially Ezri.
You remember how they had a picture of hitler with a bunch of different hairstyles and beards in order to know what he might look like in a disguise if he tried to flee? Now i want one of Dukat in the same style.

Same picture:

“One ticket from Nürnberg to Buenos Aires” had me rolling on the floor. Excellent!
Seconded, what a line
MORN!!!
Morn is all it needs. Unfortunately, þe scripts are too long.

Oh god this hit me at the right moment, as soon as I hit Dukat I just fell apart in a mad cackle.
“larceny gremlin” is my favorite
Yelled when I read O’Brien













