No a man and a woman kissing is neutral obviously. You would have to show them two women kissing to cancel it out.
Excellent! Do you perhaps have some links to this phenomenon, so I can help with the effort?
Dang, what logic gate did you step through? Good thinking!
wouldn’t that just make them bi?
Conservatives dislike people having options so this is also unacceptable.
It won’t work, because we all know that two men kissing is way hotter than a man and a woman kissing.
Nobody will be able to resist the allure of gay sex. It’s too sexy. I can say this from personal experience.
Just wait till you see the lesbian version. Good stuff
Wait hold on I have not considered this.
I just imagined two of my wife making kissy faces at me and it was really hot until the cat walked up and decided to make original wife and I jealous, and clone wife got to cuddle with the cat. So original wife and I were plotting with the other cat and the evil outside cat how to make sweet cat get off clone wife’s lap and get on over to one of our laps (we had neither agreed nor decided, a truce had been called it was just important that one of us win the sweet cat’s affection and not the clone) when
And it had long ago stopped being a sexy imagination times and turned into intercational geopolitics and wargames but you know what, intercational geopolitics can be sexy dammit.
God i love a compelling narrative. Keep going, i’m close.
that definitely turned me lesbian… in the sense that I (a guy) am into girls now
Just be careful to never see or hear about any trans women having lesbian sex, because it could turn you trans and nothing makes conservatives crosser.
Wait till they see the rainbow crosswalk
The cowboy and the lesbian used to be one of my favorite jokes to tell.
That sounds homosexual to me
It does seem to have its own gravity.
All I know is when I rolled up a bunch of kissing men into a katamari the king of all cosmos blew up a universe again “on accidente”
this logic is undeniable.
My favorite with this is pointing out that if strangers have that much influence on your kids lives, you must not be that important to them 😇
Also, if you (as a man) think that showing you two men kissing might turn you gay then I’ve got news for you.
A true, confidently heterosexual man won’t suddenly get turned on by men, even if you show them the entire 1973 Construction Worker Calendar. Same goes for women vice versa, but it’s usually the men that are the loudest about this.
However, if you think your sexuality has always been rock solid (😏) then why do you assume the opposite of everyone else?
ohhh that’s good
It’s probably true too
If conservatives were capable of using logic, they wouldn’t be conservative
I saw this kinda happen irl once. Turns out my friend was actually just bisexual and didn’t know it. Not so much a picture but an easy opportunity to try something they never tried before or pursued with someone they felt safe with.
No, you have to show them two women kissing.
That will just turn them into transbians.
Can confirm. Saw a classmate with her GF and got very jealous, despite having my own GF at the time. Turns out I was jealous of the wrong thing.
Now i am a woman and lesbian
But women are feminine, and so kissing them is feminine, and that’s gay.
Conservatives: unironically, this.
Theres nothing more masculine than two bros with sweaty muscles and beards fighting it out under the sheets.
This is the logic behind conversion therapy and they actually do this (albeit with the addition of electric shocks and all sorts of abuse).
They like to ignore that there is no evidence that it works, and in fact significant evidence that it does not.
I remember my dad explaining that “the gays” did it for the money. A household of 2 men would have more money.
Were it so easy
What did he think about lesbians
That they probably were not, in fact, lesbians, just unfortunate girls who probably only ever dated one of them gay guys and haven’t been with a true man yet, and that a night with them would cure them right up.
Just typing that made me throw up a little in my mouth, but met many a moron that believed this.
Poor household fetish
At least he was aware of gender inequalities I guess
Money and the free chemical castration back when healthcare actually meant something
/s
It’s like the “social contagion” and “rapid onset gender dysphoria” bullshit. Somehow being repeatedly told that you just need to be happy being a girl/boy is cancelled out instantly by seeing a trans person exist. Then they pretend that you just walk into a gender clinic and leave with a HRT script and a surgery appointment.
Idk, shortly after seeing trans lesbians I decided to transition. And I clearly didn’t have years of struggling with those feelings prior to that… Every teenage boy hates not having breasts and for some reason suspects he’s only compatible with bi women.
- Everything that’s not acceptable to conservatives is equally bad
- One of those things turns out not to be so bad
- What else might not be so bad?
- ???
- Kid now is going to hell and, worse, will grow up to vote for someone left of center or become trans or gay or whatever
That’s the worry. The ideology is fragile. Any single crack in the dam will result in a flood.
Maybe they need a more robust ideology
I feel like this will lead to a distopia where in every conceivable media, they will have to do accounting on non hetero vs hetero moments of affection display.
But that would mean that sexuality is fluid…
Liquidsexual
