Befriend her BF, get him into multiplayer gaming, Lego, and Warhammer, and let him ruin his relationship with her as he gets deeper into these hobbies.
That’ll show her.
Why commit him to plastic crack? Why not normal crack?
No don’t do me like this.
Plastic crack is slightly healthier than normal crack I think(also hope).
Healthier, yes. Cheaper, no.
Fuck him too.
Talk them into adoring witch hunter ethos, drop some black library pdfs, then present oneself as a witch to burn on some phallic object.
I, too, once indulged these scenarios to get the human contact I craved. My mother no longer lavished me with her form of affection - violence - so I had to rely on the only motherly and fatherly figures I had. The prom king and queen to be. It made me feel like the prom prince when they would hold me while making me bob for crapples (swirlies,) get me to join sports like dunking me into a trash can, or even just some good old fashioned cuddles like being choke slammed.
Unfortunately, nothing good lasts forever, as they moved away for college. I, being too socially inundated by my vast intellect to thrive in such a human interfacing, had to stay behind and pursue my cultural studies (hentai) and strenuous mental conditioning (nofapping.)
I love this. I love you.
Uhm, yeah, good job, champ.
Only one way out. You have to, and this absolutely paramount, get the boyfriend to fuck you.
Anon I can’t stress this is enough, they need a 3rd person to pay rent.
Ugh this shit
Girl probably gives the loser the time of day and gives off “mixed signals” by being nice to other humans
That is one of the more ancient ones
She wants a threesome and he’s “kind of alright with it”.
Good luck anon.
Anon gets assfucked by chad bf.
Fake and gay
The good ending, everyone forgives each other and they all fuck
No, these are classic signs she’s chosen Anon for a threesome. He needs to signal his consent by grabbing both the boyfriend and the space invader on the arse, and yelling, “Sure, I’d love to be the meat in the sandwich!”
