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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

I know which one I'm picking!

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I know which one I'm picking!

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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  • CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip
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    I’m happy to say I’m far left

  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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    7 days ago

    Plot twist: Fr*nces land mass won’t disappear, it will simply become South Belgium.

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      Isn’t one of the options supposed to have a downside?

      This is like asking “do you want $1 million in gold, or in cash?”

    • DearOldGrandma@lemmy.world
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      It is… acceptable

  • Abyssian@lemmy.world
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    Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?

    Not trying to be creepy, it’s just my government just instituted a $10k tip line for reporting kids who seem lonely and not very bright, and I need a new ssd.

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      Sorry for the shitpost grandpa, I can start posting comics about wife bad and book>phones you can pass around the home, if that’s more your speed :)

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      i can’t tell if you’re joking or Statesian about that tip line

      so it’s a really good joke

      • Abyssian@lemmy.world
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        Idk. I mean it feels weird to call the government to report on at risk kids but it’s the government so they have to be trustworthy. Right? It creeps me out that there’s a bonus based on how attractive they rate the kid, but I imagine that’s just because the creepy creeper pedos would be after those ones more, and so they need the most protection inside the new DoJ Free Candy Vans.

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          yeah, but free candy! also we gotta pay for our SSDs somehow and I ain’t getting a job how about you

          • Abyssian@lemmy.world
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            Doing stuff you have to do is the worst. Schedules are awful. Even porn stars don’t want to wake up and get ready for work, and their job is literally fucking porn stars.

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    Does France just disappear? How deep down? Could I choose France to solve sea level rise?

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s a France-shaped pit down to the center. There would be a magnitude 9+ earthquake, initially an enormous vacuum, followed by worldwide volcanic eruptions. Tsunamis would hit every coastline and the sky would darken for long enough to kill all the crops.

      • keepthepace@tarte.nuage-libre.fr
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        Worth it

      • youmaynotknow@lemmy.zip
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        We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. Let’s worry about getting rid of France first.

      • tino@lemmy.world
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        Germans and Dutchies won’t be able to drive to Costa Brava. Joke on them!

    • MrNesser@lemmy.world
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      Well its a hard choice but what has france really done for us

  • DisasterTransport@startrek.website
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    yknow who else hates France? The ruling class

  • 5ha99y@lemmus.org
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    I’m german. I don"t need the catgirl. Just let france disappear and we are golden

    \s I like france but the clichee

  • forzanature@lemmy.zip
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    Why not both?

  • jlemmy@ani.social
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    With a population of 66 mil, there has to be at least one cat girl who would be into you

  • Dr. Moose@lemmy.world
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    Can someone define catgirl? Is it just cosmetic or do I need a litter box?

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    What happens with France? Does it turn into Belgium somehow?

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      Andorra gets a coastline

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    And all the protesters can swim to Germany, protesting one by one as a unified migratory tribe until global north genocides no more.

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    My loneliness outweighs my distaste for France. I pick catgirl.

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    I can wait for any other type of girl if needed, or can do without for the rest of my life. I hope that makes my choice abundantly clear 🤣

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    Does the cat girl change her own litterbox?

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    What, why France?

    • strawberry_enjoyer42
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      Whoa there! Please either censor that word, or add a cw spoiler.

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