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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

I know which one I'm picking!

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I know which one I'm picking!

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip
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    4 days ago

    I’m happy to say I’m far left

  • 5ha99y@lemmus.org
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    I’m german. I don"t need the catgirl. Just let france disappear and we are golden

    \s I like france but the clichee

  • forzanature@lemmy.zip
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    Why not both?

  • jlemmy@ani.social
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    With a population of 66 mil, there has to be at least one cat girl who would be into you

  • Dr. Moose@lemmy.world
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    Can someone define catgirl? Is it just cosmetic or do I need a litter box?

  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    What happens with France? Does it turn into Belgium somehow?

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      Andorra gets a coastline

  • youmaynotknow@lemmy.zip
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    I can wait for any other type of girl if needed, or can do without for the rest of my life. I hope that makes my choice abundantly clear 🤣

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    What, why France?

    • strawberry_enjoyer42
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      Whoa there! Please either censor that word, or add a cw spoiler.

  • Dr. Moose@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    easy, the left one.

    France is a currently melting so no point in wishing for that anymore

    • ashenone@lemmy.ml
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      Hating on France as a meme is an mi6 psyop to get the deserved heat off England

      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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        hating on the french is fun, but hating on the English is part of my religion.

        • ashenone@lemmy.ml
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          Respect

        • Redjard@reddthat.com
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          Hating Fr*nce keeps you sharp in these trying times where Br*tain is too busy self-owning.

          • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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            We used to hate on the US too, but now i just feel bad for how hard it’s destroying itself. like watching someone stab himself in the dick repeatedly

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    You’re allowed to say Froance here.

    • pticrix@lemmy.ca
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      It’s actually spelled Fr*ance, you nincompoop!

    • lyralycan@sh.itjust.works
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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

  • Courtney (she/her/they)
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    Why would I want to eliminate France when ohio is a potential target?

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      I wanted it to be a bit of a debate, not just a circlejerk. Like who wouldn’t be picking No More *hio?

      • almost1337@lemmy.zip
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        Nohio or Ohion’t?

      • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world
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        Fair

    • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      USA in general.

    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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      Can we officially make Cincinnati part of northern Kentucky, and move the old LaserQuest in Canton to a place worth living/visiting? As far as I know it’s the only place that still uses LaserQuest’s guns/vests. And maybe open a Mr. Hero somewhere else.

      If so, I’m down.

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        oh shit, i’ve gotta go check the pitch ‘n’ putt. they used Q-Zar equipment but i don’t know if that was connected to LaserQuest since we’re on opposite sides of the country.

        aaaand it looks like half the time their laser tag arena is some kind of paintball? I do not understand all these newfangled games they have invented. when we were kids we’d just take our squirt guns out to the maze and play there

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    As much fun as introducing a catgirl gf into the marriage sounds, my hatred for the French runs deep in my veins…

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    Uncensor that friggin f-word!

    We are allowed to curse on the internet!

    • Axolotl@feddit.it
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      Fr*nce is so bad that it cannot be uncensored even in the free internet

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        it’s not like they said Belgium

  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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    Plot twist: Fr*nces land mass won’t disappear, it will simply become South Belgium.

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      Isn’t one of the options supposed to have a downside?

      This is like asking “do you want $1 million in gold, or in cash?”

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      It is… acceptable

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