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Ah yes, the two genders:
- Chocolate
- Vanilla
I identify as mint.
We as a large shake corporation will only sell you in June and will pretend you dont exist the other 11 months.
I wonder what happens if you eat both at once?
They have a strike team for that
Bigender Shake
is that unicode
What?
Gender Fluid?
big ender shake
makes you teleport 500 meters
the amounts of vitamins and minerals added are slightly different between ‘genders’, even between same flavours, of this grossly-overpriced ‘weight loss shake’.
You’ll have your identity stolen from you, ground up, dehydrated, pulverized, and sold back to you on a big box store shelf.
why do people pay out the ass for food that would literally be used to show how dystopian a space civilization is?
like, the fact that there’s an actual real company called “soylent” makes me want to eat nothing but home-grown vegetables for the rest of my life.I don’t pay out the ass for it, would certainly never buy this overpriced garbage, but I’ve ended up eating a lot of “space food” because I have pretty bad digestion issues and it’s some of the only food I can eat that satisfies my daily nutritional requirements and does not hurt me after.
no idea why healthy people would do it tho, it generally sucks.
I like soylent, and according to the guy who named it, in the book it’s just a miracle food, not people.
Thats pretty expensive for protein, 35 usd for 15 servings is pretty small
Normal amount is usually around 25 to 30 servings for that price point
Yeah but this one has marketing
When you want vanilla but your shake needs a penis.
But… I thought society taught that women are more into chocolate! 🤯
Vanilla whey protein shakes blow chocolate out of the water.
Hard disagree. To me, a vanilla protein shake is just boring sweet milk.
56 grams per meal doesn’t seem particularly filling
