
Mitch is stuck in the dispensing area.
They certainly stuck something in his dispensing area, and his coin slot too.

I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.
Mark Twain
Actually, it wasn’t Twain. It was Clarence Darrow who first said something very like it about 10 years after Twain’s death.
I feel like Mark Twain elbows Darrow in the afterlife every time it gets misattributed to him
Edit: I feel like it’s really important understand when I say this it’s the Mark Twain from that tng episode times arrow where they all go in the past and meet Mark Twain and he figures out that they are spacemen
So he has wished a man dead. No need to pretend to have a moral high ground for the sake of appearing “civil”.
You made a very similar joke about “hacking” like 2 comments ago so I know you already understand this is a joke.

more please
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oh thank god. Fuck that guy.
I still can’t believe he never found a wife. Amazing for someone 71 years old.
Worst kept secret ever
You mean beard?
He lived happilly ever after with his Grindr account.
Could have done so much good in SC as an out gay man. Didn’t.
Yeah he could have retired and come out, tried to make the worst people in SC more tolerant of specifically white cis gay men. But even that basic decency escaped him.
Never let it be said that he ever found a moral choice difficult, for he spent his whole life choosing to do the wrong and cowardly thing without question.
Dude what let’s fucking go! 🔥🔥🔥
Graham before McConnell? t’s like walking into a deli and coming out with a free slice of cake. I didn’t expect it, but I’m not upset.
RULE OF THREE. WHO’S NEXT?
Old man grassley most likely just due to being older than dirt.
But given they were both heart attacks seems like we’re due for a Big Beautiful Coronary
Chomo Caligula 🙏🏼
I wonder if Rafael Cruz has had a cold lately
I know a lot of people are hoping for Kissenger, and admittedly for good reasons, but I have a personal hang up with Roger Stone.
Kissinger died 3 years ago dude. Stone is a good pick
OMG! You are right, he did. How did I miss that? I may go out for drinks later. From my POV, two very evil people who made life substantially harder for many of my friends died today.
I got banned from Reddit for showing “extreme indifference” 😂
Enjoy hell you insufferable prick.
Aw, thats a real shame… So anyway, I says to mabel, I says,
“Them anal beads ain’t sittin’ right.”
Hahahahahaha
Isn’t this response some kind of a crime that will get you on a list and fired in freedomland now?
Good riddance, hopefully McConnell is already dead.
He is. Or he’s a vegetable, which is no different in terms of being able to perform hus duties as a senator. They’re playing weekend at Bernie’s with him and they’ll do the same when ol Grim eventually claims Trump.
Graham was the final sacrifice McConnell needed to ascend to lichdom
Some people make the world a better place with their passing, others make the world a better place with their passing














