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Agent641@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

The work is mysterious and important

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Agent641@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 9 days ago
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  • zanyllama52@infosec.pub
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    Down voted for self censorship

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    We’re censoring the word ‘God’ now? Fuck me sideways.

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      This isn’t algospeak, it is censored as an insult, like Tr*mp.

      There are like at least 100 people in this thead who lost their mind moment they saw the asterisk like a conservative hearing the word “socialism”

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        I’m usually pretty good at picking up on such nuances, but I’d never think of reading that as an insult. Maybe a joke, but even then, not a very good one. Good to know for future reference, though, to prevent any further losing of the mind, so to speak.

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          It’s like you’re pretending the word is so repugnant to you that you don’t want the full word dirtying up your comment history. It lies in the same vane as fake outrage and sarcasm.

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          I’m pretty sure people do this with contentious names or topics to avoid the people who are using it as a search term to engage in less than savory ways. People that follow them know what they mean, but people purely looking for people to get angry at don’t see it in search.

          • Bio bronk@lemmy.world
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            this is actually genius but also way more complicated than I thought it was

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      It’s typical in Judaism and some branches of Christianity. But why would someone who doesn’t believe in God do it like the creator of this meme ?

      • Agent641@lemmy.worldOP
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        I literally just think its funny to censor certain random words, like G*d, Br*tish or b*n*n*

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          P*n*s

          It’s “pines” you perv!

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            Pants!

      • Almacca@aussie.zone
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        Religions are so weird with their little arbitrary and inconsequential rules.

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          • Almacca@aussie.zone
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            That’s exactly the level of condescension I was going for. :)

    • mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Pretty sure the asterisk thing is a meme in itself these days. Like when people talk about Fr*nch people

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      Yup, my username is now Gratefullyg*dless.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        your username just helped me figure out the etymology of the word grateful. see, you grate cheese. gratefulness is the emotion you are in when you are full of cheese. just some people became vegan (or italian?1) and forgot how to feel grateful about cheese. language ain’t caught up yet.

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        • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world
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          Admittedly, i do feel grateful for cheese.

    • inari@piefed.zip
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      I think Jewish people have been doing this for a long time

    • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      “Atheists”

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    Welcome to internet newspeak, where all words are offensive and subject to bans or demonetization.

    F*ture v*deos a*d c*ntent m*st i*clude o*e a*terisk p*r w*rd *r f*ce i*mediate d*legion a*d * r*port w*ll b* f*led t* a*propriate a*thorities.
    
    • Agent641@lemmy.worldOP
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      I really don’t want to get my Lemmy account demonetized

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        I make like 1000 LemmyBucks a day from product placement ads and sponsors. Be sure to follow me, smash that like button, and check out my adult content on OnlyTankies.

        • Agent641@lemmy.worldOP
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          How many LemmyBucks for feet pics?

          Asking for a friend.

    • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
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      ^ th*s

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      Jewish people blaspheme by writing God, YHWY, Yahweh, or Jehovah. This is where we get euphamisms such as “My Lord”, “Eloheim”, and others i cant remember.

      Tbf it is kind of like drawing a picture of Mohammed and then putting hentai black censor bars over it

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      can’t make it what the 14th word is. is it just a typo of deletion or some satanic phallus symbol?

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        it couldn't be a satanic phallus symbol typo, those are hard to type.

        ε==/╲/( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)/\╱\

        see?

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I was in a band called Satanic Phallus Symbol Typo.

          Ww mostly played nerdcore Mayhem covers

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      He’s just Jewish

      • Agent641@lemmy.worldOP
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        That’s untrue and I have the foreskin to prove it!

        See pic for proof

        spoiler

        JFC my guy why would you click that??

        • ZJBlank@lemmy.world
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          Why wouldn’t I?

          Tap for spoiler

          Now show me your peenor

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          Most disappointing click today :-(

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            seriously. maybe this will cheer you up

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              100% the best pussy I’ve seen

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    Gid? Gad? I think it’s Gad.

    • DivineDev@piefed.social
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      Göd

      • simbico@lemmy.zip
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        wiki:Göd

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          Had there not been a change of regime, we could have had an alternate future with that getting censored.

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      We’re on a mission from Gad.

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    • FukOui@lemmy.zip
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      Oh my gahd. Slay~~

    • lagg_mine@lemmy.world
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      Jod

    • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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      G3D

    • Dæmon S.@catodon.rocks
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      “Generalized Anxiety Disorder carefully helping one kid win his little league game while giving a different kid bone cancer”.

      !memes@lemmy.world

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      Reported for trying to guess forbidden knowledge.

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        I’m fucked aren’t I?

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          Ged’s gonna be pissed!

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    Outstanding bait with the asterisk

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The full word is of course “gid”, a disease of herbivores, especially sheep, caused by the presence of larvae of the tapeworm Taenia multiceps in the brain and resulting in a staggering gait

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        Gud

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    Thank god for that asterisk. If there were a vowel there, I would have been absolutely triggered and literally shaking.

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      Thank g*d for that asterisk. If there were a vowel there, I would have been absolutely triggered and literally shaking.

      Ftfy

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        Oh my god, I can’t believe I did that! Thank you so much

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    Dont question the ways of god✨✨🗣😇💸💸💸💸💸🐸

    /s

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      Always question G*d though, who knows what he did to be censored like that.

      • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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        I mean it’s an * so it could be Good, Grand, Goad, Grind, Guard, or Greyhound.

        I’m assuming they meant G?d though.

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          Wouldn’t that be .* ?

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            Glob uses * for /.*/ and ? for /./.

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    Downvoted for censorship.

    • Agent641@lemmy.worldOP
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      Thank you for your service 🙏

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    The bone cancer will give that other kid a better appreciation of life… Oh, apparently they are dead. That bone cancer in their child will give their parents a better appreciation of…

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    Stuff like this always makes me think it must be either rage bait or engagement bait.

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      Speaking as an expert, it is.

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    Why not the same kid?

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    Life is fine balanced between dumb luck and fuck you in particular.

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    It’s all part of a bigger plan!!! /s

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    Git Gud

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      Get God

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        Now it has come full circle. Checkmate, atheists.

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    The different kid didn’t have enough faith!

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      He was praying to Baal

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      He didn’t listen to George Michael.

      • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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        WHAM!

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          Relax don’t do it When you want to to go to it Relax don’t do it When you want to come Relax don’t do it When you want to suck to it Relax don’t do it When you want to come Come-oh oh oh

          But shoot it in the right direction Make making it your intention-ooh yeah Live those dreams Scheme those schemes Got to hit me Hit me Hit me with those laser beams

          I’m coming I’m coming-yeah

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