It’s all spreadsheets all the way down, isn’t it?
“When your pee hits the urinal … it sounds feminine.”
When your pee hits the loo
next your willy is goo
that’s a moray
Sorry, couldn’t help myself. I’ll see myself out
I’m a peacock man, you gotta let me fly!
Gator
Am ashamed I only know that and the Aim for the Bushes lines, but great movie
Oh damn, I thought this was going to be about sub-standard copper ignots.
Funny how some people still cling to feminine = bad.
Misogyny is the root of loads of bigotries.
its just shitty people outing themselves
Call me sexist, but being a person is such a girly thing to do. It’s also such a boy… ly? Boily? … Boys do it, too.
the word is boyish and its counterpart is girlish.
Ah yes, boyish girlish, I love her music!
And the gogginspart is ghoulish
Hmmm… I guess that’s one of those “patriarchy” types of language most people don’t think about?
We really only use Manly, because we’re big strong MEN, and girly, because that’s for those weak little girls?
Womanly I guess technically exists but uh, not really used in the same way.
Back when I was a young fool I got hit by an old, slightly xenophobe lady after some unfriendly words were exchanged on the streets. Her handbag probably contained a womanly brick.
Those manosphere guys only think about strong sweaty broze colored men plowing the fields.
Glistening with sweat, displaying their power with every movement - the biceps, the pectorals, the glutes. Appearing through the dust they worked up while performing their task, unphased by the swirl of nature around them, unbound by the chaotic entropy of the multidimensional Coriolis vortex that they themselves stand at the point of, defiant, inevitable. Adorned with bronze, forged from the same Earth they demand fealty of.
What’s not to love?
the smell
Little rills of sweat making temporary clean streaks in the dust, tracing down across the belt of Adonis, pointing to what is hidden but implied… Sorry, where was I? Plowing. Right, plowing, like manly, definitely straight guys.
Plowing.
Yes… The “fields”…
Certainly not each other while begging the manosphere guy to explain how this is the most alpha straightest thing ever.
And then they wake up and realize that they’re still in jail. Worse than that, they realize that they still have a Tate for a brother.
They’re just looking for a Dumuzi to do some plowing for them
It’s just rectangles. Human urge calls for spreadsheets.
Some children yearn for the mines, and the others for the spreadsheets.
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheetsdeleted by creator
Just chilling near a river, and before you know it some shithead invents spreadsheets again
Explain to me exactly what’s wrong with spreadsheets?
Spreadsheets are like money. They aren’t inherently evil and can even be really cool, but being forced to use them sucks a lot of the fun out of it.
They aren’t inherently evil and can even be really cool
I did spend years playing Eve online
being forced to use them sucks a lot of the fun out of it
Now I remember why I stopped
It is funny seeing an increase in young men trying to retcon their choice to not pursue higher education by claiming “real men do blue collar work”.
My field used to be like 95% men when I started around 20 years ago. I work in medicine, but our specialty uses a lot of heavy machinery and tools to fabricate custom braces and prosthetics. I work at a university hospital and we haven’t had a male resident in like 5 years.
How does one qualify for a job in that particular field? It sounds like an interesting intersection of tangible creation, service, and medical knowledge.
Depends on what you want to focus on. There are a shrinking amount of technical jobs where you don’t really see patients and just build devices.
It’s kinda a dying part of the field as there aren’t many tech schools out there anymore and a lot of work is sent out to central fabrication companies.
The other route is the more popular and better paying route, becoming a certified prosthetist orthotist. It’s it own graduate degree with about half of it being focused on anatomy and physiology and the other half focusing on fabrication and patient care. After your masters you would then do a two year residency at a clinic or in a hospital setting.
Was sitting in a capstone senior class at my liberal arts university. Happened to be taking it with a bunch of business majors. Some dipshit derails the entire class by saying “why do we need to learn any of this stuff, like history? I just want to make money.”
“Haven’t you ever heard the phrase about history repeating itself?”
“Well, if it’s going to repeat itself, then I’ll just learn about it when it happens again.”
There was a literal business school like five miles down the road. And this guy chose to enroll in a liberal arts university and stay for four years. I get that the industrialization of higher education gave us that bullshit “go to college in order to get a higher paying job” and so this dude clearly just bought into that. But… again, no one was forcing him to go to a liberal arts school.
In engineering school we made fun of how the people only in it for the money all wind up changing to a business major in year 2 or 3. The money is a big thing for certain, but you have to actually be passionate about it in order to get through the education. It’s baffling someone could care that little in a major famous for not being great financially
Also… Business has a history. Money has a history. If you want to make money and keep it, learning what happens before a crash or what sort of business practices tend to get you dragged out and hanged from a tree might be kinda helpful.
It’s funny because if you dip your toes into a lot of blue collar work, you’ll find it still requires (or at least significantly benefits from) college education. I’ve met a few people majoring in landscaping or recreation, there’s a lot of advanced shit to learn. I know I sure as hell couldn’t figure out how to use plants to draw water uphill, but that’s what one of the places I volunteer at is doing with their planting. It’s not just men standing around grunting at each other and doing whatever until it looks decent.
Real men dont work at farms, they own farms. Its the farmhands that do the sissy work like plant crops and go to college.
Nothing says “feminine” like calloused, working hands and a T-shirt tan from working in the fields all day.
I expect farm owners to use a lot of spreadsheets
Then who did the surgery on my son??
The surgeon was you all along! And also you’re his mother!
Dumb and reactionary is cool because it’s easy, leaving you more time to bro.
I wonder if lead poisoning can be passed down hereditarily?
I’m having a hard time understanding this. Is feminity considered a bad thing? Is the use of spreadsheets being looked down on here? Is the trade of grain in ancient Samaria look being looked down on?
What exactly was the point of this post?
They find strong sweaty guys sexy and are confused by it (because they are obviously not gay), so they refuse it and project it as feminime man = gay = bad, and by extension, man doing feminime thing = weak (because feminime) = bad. People who never really learned to reason and question.
My reading is that it’s an intentionally absurd example to lampoon guys who unironically do the “feminine=bad” schtick.
Could you imagine blowing their mind with like, 1999 excel
“So you do vlookup like this and then drag it down to autofill.”
“𒀝𒋗 𒈠 𒀭𒉈 𒁀𒀭𒌅𒈬”
xlookup rather than vlookup - we’re not living in the Ubaid period.
Ah, the Index/Match technique, I haven’t used this one since Heian era
Kind of unrelated, but a coworker shared a spreadsheet with me the other day, and instead of dragging down to autocomplete the row number or using ctrl+d, he wrote a “1” then “A1+1” and dragged that down. It kept breaking because the rows had to be rearranged, and if you initially highlighted a modified row before dragging it would propagate the error down.
You’re an engineer, damnit.
We had, let’s say very educated people, who would consistently create tables in Excel by hitting Ctrl-A to highlight all the cells and then create the table.
Then they would call me because their sheet kept locking up their computer every time they entered a number, because it’s was updating literally all of the possible cells you could fit in an Excel file.
In the end, it was cheaper to pay me 14 bucks an hour to fix it than it was to train this department on how to not do that.
It’s a valid method that avoids some edge cases where Excel’s autocomplete gets confused. He just forgot the last step of copy and then paste back into the same cells as text to remove the formula.
My pet peeve is my coworker who finds it easier to write macros to analyze the data instead of setting up formulas, and then I am completely unable to follow his analysis logic because it’s all just columns of numbers with no way to tell what was used to calculate what.
Or how zero could be a number instead of a null value
Excel is legitimately incredibly impressive though. That’s like saying imagine how impressed they would be that we’ve been to space and eradicated diseases.
I’m not a computer person though, so maybe I’m just the easily impressed Sumerian farmer, proving your point.
An uncomfortable amount of my ability to sell myself as an employee is how good I am with excel, and yeah it’s an impressive piece of software. Hand written spreadsheets are a useful accounting tool that can be bastardized for purposes that can be framed in accounting language (stuff like unit conversions and keeping track of inputs and outputs).
But excel does stuff like allowing you to make values change as dependent values change. It goes from the Sumerians tracking how much wheat each person has and the taxes they owe being calculated by hand to, in the size of a few clay tablets being able to automatically calculate it, factor in debts, and then look at every prior year. And it takes no more space for the tax collector to fit all the people they collect from. And they can share it with the Temple easily. And that’s without considering all the ways it’ll help merchants and be useful for distributing resources to the wards of the temple. And depending on the math abilities of the craftspeople they may also find it useful
easily impressed Sumerian
farmeraccountantftfy
Only planet known to support life in the entire universe and all of existence.
Let’s have spreadsheets and taxes and shit.
Maybe spreadsheets are some kind of inevitable entity that has transcended from its physical form. The consequence of existence is spreadsheets. It’s a virus that has infected reality, and every part of it pursues the spreadsheet. It’s why we haven’t met any aliens, once a locality creates spreadsheets, then there is no stable higher order to achieve, without a directive, the underlying drives that built the structures to support the development of spreadsheets become vestigial, and the civilization eventually collapses.
Spreadsheets were needed for distribution of stored grain to start.
Taxes were used to make it easier to manage soldiers. It was easier to give them coin instead of managing food and stuff for an army.
If we’d stay away from agriculture, all this could’ve been prevented.
Your inability to understand the importance of each of those doesn’t lend credibility to your disdain of them.
You for real dude?
Where do you think the infrastructure for society comes from dude? Organization and proper funding enables all the things you like and keeps you from being left in the middle of the wilderness to fend for yourself.
Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized and functional society. And spreadsheets are just plain cool. I really don’t get people who hate spreadsheets. It is literally the best way to organize information.
The disdain for spreadsheets comes from people who don’t understand data organization, or people who do.
Tabular data? Good.
Schemaless? Unstructured? Probably maintained by eleventy-four random sales people and an account? Being given to me like it’s a gift and expecting me to just magic it into some reporting system? On a recurring basis? No. Please God no.I can be trusted to use a spreadsheet for my things that I don’t share. Other people need to use something that will yell at them when they give it malformed gibberish.
Oh, and executable logic doesn’t belong in the same context as data. That shit needs to be able to be told apart from the data.
And let’s not forget shit! Without shit we’d not have that ancient Sumerian grain! Shit. It’s what plants crave!
Nah, spreadsheets are neat. And we need to tax the rich. Let’s maybe do away with AI data centers instead.
“something feminine about”
You got a problem with that?
What did they even need to write down?
Trading, govt.stuff.
Notes for managing projections and debts
Ah yes, the ancient zoomer from Ancient Sumer
