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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 2 年前

You don't get between a barbarian and their drink

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You don't get between a barbarian and their drink

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 2 年前
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  • FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social
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    Imagine a character who has nothing but mimics for gear and the only thing keeping them all in line is sheer terror.

    • sirblastalot@ttrpg.network
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      I just feel bad for the loincloth mimic.

      • Catoblepas
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        That one’s a volunteer.

      • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      • shneancy@lemmy.world
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        there’s a special genre of erotic content across all mediums like that (though mainly hentai)

        • Cicraft@lemmy.worldBanned
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          deleted by creator

          • shneancy@lemmy.world
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            I’m not talking about anything specific but if you want to avoid them then beware of tags like “living armour” or “cursed armour”, sometimes goes by “enchanted armour” too

    • Aaroncvx@lemmy.world
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      Undead Unluck has a character who constantly regenerates his body and wears a mimic as clothing. It would be pretty practical for adventuring.

      • itsnicodegallo@ttrpg.network
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        Is this worth watching?

        • Aaroncvx@lemmy.world
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          Yeah I like it a lot.

    • Shhalahr@beehaw.org
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      Sounds like Crowley and his plants.

      And that’s another David Tennant character from a streaming TV adaptation. Guess he’s just good at that sort of thing.

  • ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.comdeleted by creator
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    deleted by creator

    • EdibleFriend@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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      There isn’t a single word of this post I don’t like

    • LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world
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      Same

  • HiddenLayer5@lemmy.mldeleted by creator
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    Hypothetically, could a mimick turn into the beer, get drank by the barbarian, and then turn into a giant causing the barbarian to explode?

    • sirblastalot@ttrpg.network
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      In 3.5 at least, if you’re in a space that isn’t big enough for you to change size, RAW you just…don’t.

      • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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        You don’t have to change size to become something of the same size that is razor sharp and next to some very unarmored innards.

        • TwilightVulpine@kbin.social
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          Good thing Barbarians got unarmored defense and proficiency at Constitution saving throws. Chances are the whole mimic just gets digested like a snack.

          If the mimic wanted to be clever maybe they should have targeted the rogue or something.

          • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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            Now I’m picturing a barbarian eating razor blades as an intimidation technique

        • sirblastalot@ttrpg.network
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          In 3.5 you can attack unarmed or with a light weapon when you’re swallowed whole, and I’d say that qualifies. But it’s not an instant-kill.

    • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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      Extra points for waiting until at least the kidney to do it.

  • Infynis@midwest.social
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    “I’m not stuck to you. You’re stuck to me.”

  • cerement@slrpnk.net
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    drunk mimic …

  • IronKrill@lemmy.ca
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    Why is every n two pixels higher than other letters and why is the line spacing overlapping I am uncomfortable

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      You pass the perception check and spot the mimic.

  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Perfection!

  • katy ✨
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    god this just made me want to watch jessica jones again but i dont wanna get netflix 😭

    • smeg@feddit.uk
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      Buy a DVD or do a steal

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