Update: discounts still haven’t started today.

Fully stocked aisle plus two full rollcomps in the back.

Me too.

Dang it, it’s 2026, all clothes should come with pockets by now!

“I can make you like garlic bread”

You asked how much it would cost to use. The existence of these smaller services proves that the answer can be as low as free, if someone wants a thing to exist and is willing to cover the cost of hosting it (which can be as low as buying a Raspberry Pi, assuming you already have internet).

Thanks? I think?

That issue has been fixed. The dev has learned from their mistake and taken steps to ensure it doesn’t happen again. It’s fine now.

We need faster maglev trains, or maglev trains with comfy beds. I’ll be there in the morning.

We don’t have to talk in hypotheticals. Mastodon is free. Signal is free. Linux is free. The cost is zero. Yes they all get money from donations and from commercial contracts, but it’s absolutely possible to run services like these without squeezing every last pfennig out of every user.

I don’t get it?

I use SmartTube on my TV. It has a better TV UI imho.

The idiot machine is nondeterministic. You ask it the same question and it might give you a different answer.

gr8 b8 i r8 8/8

https://www.techspot.com/news/111897-hypervisor-based-cracks-breaking-denuvo-protections-hours.html

I recommend Tubular. It has all the features of NewPipe plus quality of life improvements such as SponsorBlock.

Same solution as ever - slip the switch. Then do a 360° loop in celebration. :)

I think you meant ‘Mandala effect’, where your brain draws weird patterns from false memories

/j

Cross-posted to !dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz accordingly :)

Nah, I think he knows better than to let his taint get within kicking distance

Did you know that you can say fuck on the internet? :)