I’m shocked that so many on Lemmy are siding with it. Look at the systemd conversations and like 1/3 of them are saying it’s a “nothing burger” (yes, the words they used).

I just tag them all as ‘fed/magat’ and move on, but the number of them is disappointing.

You’re probably better than half of us. Chin up, buttercup.

An ounce of effort can make a Mac and Linux binary.

A black republican? That’s hilarious

The sound of my own voice.

Don’t put your dick in it either. :/

You’re not family

You’re not their friend

They don’t want anything to change.

Always take a long lunch. They are.

You’re not a problem solver, you’re a back massager.

You’re definitely going to get laid off these days, and it doesn’t matter what your performance was like.

Your one-up is probably not coming in to work at all, which is why their help isn’t ever helpful.

You should scrape all their data and source code to see if there’s anything useful you can sell when you get laid off.

Be sure to document everything and save it on your own device. Always check “use Gemini notes” for zoom calls. Screenshot chats where you ask direct questions and never get answers.

Get two jobs, do the minimum at both. Made double money, fuck them.

Windows 😤

Boo

Well yeah, look who created it on the first place. The Propaganda Country.

And then the parents find out because they monitor their online conversations.

PARENTS ARE AT FAULT FOR NOT MONITORING THEIR CHILDS ONLINE COMMUNICATION.

End of the fucking story.

Do you know where your kid is? Do you know who they talked to today? Do you know the names of their friends online and where they chat? Do you know what websites and apps your child uses?

If you said no to any of these, your child should be rehoused.

All major software ports to Linux are good to have. But yes fuck them.

Are you old enough to format a disk? [Y/n]

Delicious.

Well yeah, look who ran it.

Almost got me…

Yes, instead of trusting your opinion that simply having a cell phone is enough to fool the government.

You’re wrong. And I hope anyone reading your advice takes the time to go do actual research. Goodbye

That’s why I asked. Maybe they don’t.