Incidentally a UK paper a few years back called it “the cheapest british meal” and invited someone to send in a cheaper meal and they’d get an award. They got flooded and had to pick the winner at random.

Yeah but I kind of expected The Guardian to…

Moses did! See cause his face was glowing. Which he couldn’t show you.

Upgrades and accessories might work. I don’t see how maintenance does, especially if you’re providing a warranty. You’re now paying for the parts and repair… hopefully you banked that into your selling price.

(Did nobody here see Kinky Boots?)

If it’s something that lasts 20 years, how are you going to sell people parts?

It’s like the John Pinette bit: If it’s gonna break I don’t want it. It’s not gonna break. If it’s not gonna break why do I need the service plan? In case it breaks…

Once everyone buys one what do they then sell? That’s the point.

Still that’s kinda rich coming from one of the world’s biggest leaders of religion, which literally encourages people to believe things without evidence and simply based on who tells them, based on unseen guidance.

i mean, it was a mens club drinking song but ok

Proposal: Ruff Ryders Anthem

Guess Salem gonna have to get those trial courts running again when this goes south

Would go out of business in two years.

Capitalism isn’t suited towards quality, only towards selling

Well, large tech corporations often cut costs by falsely listing impossible to meet job descriptions and then use that to ask the government for an excuse to hire a foreign worker, who they will hire despite not meeting the job descriptions either, but is willing to work for a fraction of what the domestic worker can afford to live on.

So there is that

But that’s not the fault of those immigrants, who are just looking for a better opportunity; that’s on the corporations abusing a system that is supposed to improve the domestic economy by bringing in top talent to American industry, not by displacing domestic employees and depressing wages.

And uh, also, the conservative wing and the administration isn’t really upset about that at all, either.

The fact that no one is challenging “internet inventor Tim Berners-Lee” is making me want to blow up my desktop

UK is doing Denmark and the rest of Europe a solid here. They’re being the black cop at the Capitol that baits the MAGAs away from the congressional chambers.

honk honk

I’M BATING!!!

can’t tell you how many mornings i had to make cinnamon toast for the ex’s kid before taking him to school

It’s a wartime / depression era food, not something you’d make by choice, typically

Cause bread was cheaper than say meat or cheese or what not

First he switched the right to pro-tariffs…

Then he switched the right to not-anti-pedophile…

Now switching it to pro-gun-control

Look, can he just hurry the fuck up and get MAGA to support socialism already? I don’t feel like waiting this long

It’s not paranoia if they really are out to get you