Nothing says “intelligent, rational, empathic human beings” quite like anarchy

“My language so superior, we have to use multiple letters to represent completely different sounds”

CHuckle at THat, SHithead

A bodega is a corner store owned by the guy behind the counter.

Most corner stores in most places these days are run by regional managers of franchisees who hire Clerky The Clowns to work the counter and have to keep producing numbers for corporate.

It’s the pages. It’s all the JavaScript. And especially the HTML5 stuff. The amount of code that is executed in a webpage these days is staggering. And JS isn’t exactly a computationally modest language.

Of the 200kB loaded on a typical Wikipedia page, about 85kb of it is JS and CSS.

Another 45kB for a single SVG, which in complex cases is a computationally nontrivial image format.

The program expands so as to fill the resources available for its execution

– C.N. Parkinson (if he were alive today)

Sure, google play is a standard part of android, but you don’t need to have it, though you do need SOME kind of app installer. Samsung ofc has its own. Kindle Fires used their own and didn’t have Google Play iirc, but you could install it yourself.

for a second I read that as “bismuthly”

It’s really hard to like people the more you see of their behavior and “intelligence”

Kazakhstan has superior amygdala. All other countries have inferior amygdala

Good thing the fiscally responsible party is in power

Hey, have fun, go away

also, water makes things wet

Silly proletarian, that’s not even the credit score they use for home loans

Increased speed? Maybe half the time.

All suburbs in PNW are like this. “Asphalt ocean”

What is the claim behind “runs Google?” The Fairphone also runs Android doesn’t it? How is it any less Google than a Samsung?

Compared to what? You don’t hear of nearly as many people trying to run PS1 roms…

I’m a bit lost with

a more cautious user might first paste the url into the address bar of their web browser to see what the script looks like before running it. In the

You… You just… You just dump the curl output to file and examine that and then run it if its good

Just a weird imagined sequence to me.

Oh no

Look out

It’s CHOICE

I’m old enough to remember when the internet managed to end banner ads, popup ads, and flashing ads…