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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

He has to be stopped

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He has to be stopped

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • db2@lemmy.world
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    I will never stop!

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      How are you affording this?!

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        Venture capital is betting that it will be profitabke one day when pizza eating automation disrupts the market!

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        He doesn’t buy avocado toast and makes coffee at home. Obviously

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        Little Caesars

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      How dare you daily consume the equivalent of the GDP of a small nation!

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    me rn

    • Sippy Cup@lemmy.world
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      Did your prompt include the lack of pants or did the AI just kinda know?

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        • Ibaudia@lemmy.world
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          You were polite to the AI. It will spare you.

          • pigup@lemmy.worldBanned
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            Always cognizant of that! At least maybe it’ll spare my family

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              deleted by creator

              • pigup@lemmy.worldBanned
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                U right

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        Where we’re going, we won’t need pants. Hospital gowns are very freeing.

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    I only ate like 4 pizzas yesterday so I think the math is a bit off

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      Slacker

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      Imagine how many pizzas someone had to eat to make up for you to keep the average up

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        Pizzas Georg, who lives in cave and eats over 60 million pizzas each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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        Less than 0.01 pizzas?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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    I felt like that guy when I was in junior high and one of the two local pizza places had a Safe Cracker pinball machine that would award a token every million points that the restaurant allowed to be redeemed for 1 large pepperoni pizza.

    I was really good at that pinball machine. You gave me a quarter, I could guarantee lunch.

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    Actually, this is false. Pizzas Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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    should have used the infinite zooming pizza gif for this! Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    Only 2 million? These are rookie numbers we need to pump these up.

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      That’s only like 2 and a quarter pizzas a year if I didn’t do my math wrong, which is unlikely because now I am eating pizza.

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        One American eats 2 million every day. It’s a big job but someone’s gotta do it

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      I’M DOING MY PART

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        Service guarantees citizenship

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    Hashtag lifegoals

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    Pizzas Georg is an outlier and should not be counted.

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    Pizza Clicker

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    It ain’t much but it’s honest work

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    The Italian mind cannot comprehend this.

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    Mfw face when Pizza Jimmy eats his 2 millionth pizza on a given day

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    Me after eating 2 million pizzas a day - https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_b9N-E81zXwg/TGjnMUBnSNI/AAAAAAAALts/NEc3voTTK6E/s320/fatbastard.jpg

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    Each an American? Or all the an Americans?

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      Each the all

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      Removed by mod

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