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crankyrebel@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 9 months ago

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  • Ech@lemmy.ca
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    Hey now, he earned those fair and square off the corpses he killed.

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      The corpse doesn’t need them anymore. Recycling

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      Yeah I mean if they want to walk around in dented and blood-rusted armour who are we to stop them

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    Stolen is for the Living, once you kill the owner it becomes Looted.

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      “It’s legitimate salvage!”

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        If it’s a legitimate looting, the bandit camp has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

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    More like killed for

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community
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      Removed by mod

      • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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        This is the true killer feature of prestidigitation. Lets you instantly clean a soiled object.

      • CMDR_Horn@lemmy.worldBanned
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        Just splash some water on your face, all clean

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        Same as nurses probably. Mint oil (or something else strong enough) on a face covering.

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    That’s why I like Barbarians so much in DND.

    Describe what your character is wearing.

    Uhm…some blanket he found earlier…I think?

    • CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de
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      In my campaign, the party got attacked by a grey ooze, which corroded some weapons and the barbarian’s armor. We were all like, was the barb even wearing armor? Turns out she had it on from a previous level when it made sense, but had since taken points in Constitution (and I think a magic item gave her Sex). So, she removed her armor and her AC literally went up by 2, lol!

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      monks work even better

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      “they’re wearing a greatsword slung over their back”
      - “no i mean, what clothes are they wearing?”
      “clothes?”

  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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    Hey it’s Sir Hans and Henry!

  • Aielman15@lemmy.world
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    Damn, inflation spiked since I last had a look at Faerun’s prices.

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    sir hans is a nepo baby got all o that money from dad.

    henry fought random bandit camps which sometimes has expensive armour in their chest.

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    Is it the gold price you paid, or the iron price?

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    Henry’s come to see us!

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      Jesus Christ be praised!

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    Shop loot the look!

  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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    stealing is different from robbing

    that stuff was from a murder/robbery

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    What a coincidence this came across my feed, I just started playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance yesterday!

    I almost ragequit in the first few hours but it’s pulling me back in

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    Unrealistic, swords are really expensive.

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      That’s just the scabbard and belt.

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    I call bullshit, no level 1 starts with that much money. It’s more like you can afford either the pants or the chest piece but not both. Or both, but then you can’t afford the sword. And hope you find and steal whichever one you gave up here pretty quick, it’ll be better than nothing.

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      The context behind this drawing is “Level 1 Adventurer” is young lord Sir Hans Capon whom had all his equipment provided for.

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        Thanks for the context, didn’t know that was a thing. That makes more sense.

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    You steal equipment because you want bigger green numbers.

    I steal equipment so I don’t accidentally sell it when dropping off a load of loot.

    We’re not the same(unless you’re a sneaky archer, armorer, enchanter every Skyrim playthrough)

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