I told you, we’re an arachno-cyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive spider for the week.
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“Think of it less like a hierarchy and more like a web.”
arachno-spindicalist web
You don’t vote for spiders!
Be thankful they chose Aranae instead of other arachnid orders.
don't open; whip-spider inside
That’s enough internet for life
The whip spider looks like it’s saying “oh my gosh! For me?!”
😳 🙈
How about pseudoscorpions? One landed on my arm a few weeks ago (probably fell out of the AC ducts) and it was charmingly silly proportioned for a tiny little thing waving pincers.
Pseudoscorpions are absolute little goofs, I agree. I’m not sure if that offsets how weird and creepy they are. It’s like I’m giggling and profoundly worried I’m seeing an alien at the same time.
And this is how today i learned that horses are phoretic hosts for humans.
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Gah damn it.
WHY DID I ZOOM IN, WHY IS IT THAT HIGH RES
WHY IS IT UNDER YOUR BLANKETS!?
So you see the little copilot in the middle of his face.
It just makes it look more spiky, why are you so harsh?
I just wanted to say thank you for the spoiler. I have arachnophobia though regular spiders only kind of weird me out unless they are like coming at me. But anything even remotely more than that and I wouldn’t be able to handle it. I choose to live my life believing scorpions are fake for example. Anyways, thanks for hiding the scary picture on the internet when you didn’t have to.
I do have to. Doing otherwise robs you of a chance to someday gradually expose yourself to and appreciate these creatures. Or it at least needlessly ruins someone’s mood.
Whip spiders are cute
This is as far from cute as things can get before turning into outright cosmic horror
Lil Velcro arms lol dude looks like a cartoon villain
the spoiler didn’t work (at least not under photon)
I’m a pseudo communist, which you can get at the pharmacy, but you need a driver’s licence and a good story.
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I’m a Barxist-Kennelist. Eliminating the kulaks for the glory of dog
I’m a Parksist-Brennanist. I just like going to parks with my bud Brennan.
Fucking leftists, always infighting…
well yeah who the fuck wants to fight outside? much nicer to fight indoors
Spiders would be great at that. They work super hard!
And mostly by themselves.
Do feline-communists exist?
Lol. No. Cats want to be emperor and kings, they don’t give a shit about anyone else.
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Stirner is a memetic hazard but not in a cool SCP sorta way but in a “thank fuck Marx got big” sorta way. Imagine how annoying a Stirner version of a tankie would be.
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I dont have any evidence, but I 100% believe Engels invented Stirner for Marx to get mad about. Everything we know about the guy reads like 1800s satire, and it reads like Engels sense of humor.
Head canon (of actual history) accepted
So the same as a regular human communist leadership.
Since cats are autistic, the closest you can get is anarcho-autism.
This does explain why my cat has difficulty following metaphors
especially the tricky metaphors like “dude you have food in the bowl, what the fuck do you want me to do?”
Just remember simple doesn’t mean easy
omg skitter!!!
That’s why you always listen.
