Ass is the sexiest part of human body.
The blessing of walking upright and the curse of having to wipe. Truly Heaven and Hell conjoined in a singular cake
Some of us have flat arses and have to make do with our personalities, of which we also lack.
Ass is the way.
Ass is legs. Unrelated I think legs is the sexiest part of human body, after boobs.
I wish people complimented my butt, I’ve put a lot of effort into it :c
I would compliment it, but I’ve never seen it so the compliment would be hollow
Artist's impression


you can look as disrespectfully as you like~ :3
Do what I do and post it online. While I haven’t shared in a while, the compliments people gave me made it worth it. Just be smart about it.
It’s tempting, but it’d also feel kinda heartbreaking if nobody gave a shit. I suck at pretty much everything I do, and even more negative feedback wouldn’t be nice.
If your butt can suck, that’s still pretty special. I once heard someone get a brief segment on a radio talk show on the basis of that skill alone.
I volunteer as practice dummy. 🙋🏻
Well yea, what else are you supposed to do with it?
Biscuit’s got biscuits?
More than just biscuits 🤤
i love 5mph-rated bumpers on both my cars and my body!
What’s the character on the left?
Thank you!
Wander Jegson, obv.
The artist? OK.
No, the character 😒😒😒
I’d love to 6p Bridget’s 6h










