Once I had to explain over the phone to my mom that she needs to go into my flat, pull a locked iron chest from behind a wall panel and throw it out without looking or knowing what’s inside.
It was a fun conversation.
Why did you have to throw it out?
Generally I’d assume to hide it from your parents, but if that’s the case here, what a power move!The flat had to be vacated from my things and I physically could not do it out myself.
Left in a hurry too, otherwise I could’ve at least pack the thigh highs for the road 🥹
Sorry you had to go through that without your thigh highs :(
That sounds like such a waste :-(
It was devastating everything was perfectly shaped
I’m so sorry
Nah, if the family comes for a visit unanounced then they can fucking visit outside.
If my family comes for an unannounced visit they can take their Trump loving asses elsewhere.
no, the collection!
Can relate… But the size though, not brave enough.
You dont have to do it all at once, you work your way down
Omfg.
Real, tho
nsfw?
whadaya mean? That’s just a really thick and delicious gummy worm!
No, she’s making it sfw by moving it to her room
🙈
nah, it’s pixelated.
If you know you know.
Seriously, what is it?
silicone tentacle sex toy
Woah, that’s big. And a fox tail buttplug?
I can only assume it’s a Bad Dragon. DuckDuckGo it
I don’t think it is, there are many fantasy sex toy brands nowdays
LOL, no. If they visit unannounced stare at them whilst using it.
They’ll soon learn.
