• Jessica
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        Treating Really Undesirable Motherfuckers Poorly ACT. The aim of the bill is to mandate that citizens continually shout at fascists when they appear in public. This also calls on chefs and cooks to incorporate jizz into each dish they prepare for a fascist. Hotels would be required to kick the fascists out somewhere between 2-3am each night.

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          We will make allowances for female chefs or chefs who can’t produce jizz in the moment, by allowing them to simply spit into the dish.

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          You just created a “fascist” class thats poorly treated

          for all you know, you wake up one day and the government declares you a fascist for pirating movies

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              you created a class that is poorly treated that the government can classify any way they want

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      that’s what you needed to do before you let fascists take the reigns.

      it’s still crazy to me that Biden and every democrat called him a fascist but did nothing to stop fascism and when he won they sat down with him and shook hands and gave the keys to the entire system to a fascist.

      like, ok. this is what you get. if you don’t stop them, they’ll stop you.

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    The blade on the guillotine goes up and down, up and down, up and down! The blade on the guillotine goes up and down, all the live long day.

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      I know they designed a great diagonal blade that made the blade go through in one go rather than the original designs that had to go a few times before they got through the neck.

      I think they should use the original blade designs. It would make for a much better waiting game for those in line to go, they get to guess how many drops it will take before their turn. It’s not that I want to be cruel, I just want them to really think about the question “should I have paid them enough to live?”

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    Funny, for a bunch of “good old boys” who made like they couldn’t’ figure out how to say his name, they sure figured it out when they had to, didn’t they?

    Also, this particular dipshit is running against “MAGA” Mayes Middleton in a primary runoff, with both calling the other insufficiently conservative. A pox upon both their houses.

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    you know if these fuckers existed prior to 1776 they’d want to “deport” the founding fathers. Hell if Jesus came back today they’d deport him too.

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    Of all the unprecendented things happening these days, this is not one of them. This is standard issue, 100y-old Red Scare garbage. Liberalism scares tyrants, so they always try this strat, and it’s always bound to lose.

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      The last red scare in the US ruined countless lives before they gave up the strategy

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    This is literally the opening line of that one fucking poem, “First they came for the Communist”

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    Calling him a socialist is ridiculous. In the rest of the world we would call him slightly left of center.

    He is not taking control over private property. Although I would be all for that tbh.

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      Most Americans equate socialism with communism.

      “Whose gonna pay for it” which oddly enough they are currently asking right now. Fuckin weird right?

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        and democratic socialism with communism

        and social democracy with communism

        and liberalism with communism

        maybe years of red scare propaganda and complete lack of education didn’t really help them develop good political sense.

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        Indeed, socialism is thriving amongst the US corporations and farmers. Plenty of ignorant hypocritical asswipes in the MAGA ranks.

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      Ya know…it feels like the Dodgers are the west coast Yankees. Just in terms of raw athletic talent. Like they have a monopoly on good players. I mean, they even originated from NY.

      But then you read that Dodgers told ICE to go fuck themselves, and then hosted a game raising charity money for local families torn apart by ICE, and I begin to have a LOT more leeway against them.

      It’s really hard to hate the Dodgers when they are helping so many people.

      I’ll still be a Guardians fan, but I’ll still tip my cap to you.

      And as always, fuck the Yankees.

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        It’s real easy for “them” to label people who care about their neighbors as anti American socialists.

        Wait’ll they get a load of me.

        Dodgers win! (I won’t spoil our moment by expressing my admiration for the yanks)

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        There’s also outlawry. Just render a person entirely unprotected by the laws of society. It’s tantamount to murder, but morally muddier.

        But of course neither is politically feasible, for once you create a means to dispose of people who tick some box, your enemies will find some way to tick that box for you.

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          This is exactly what I meant, the other two replies are just ignorant and unimaginative.

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          Oh you mean kinda like how the KKK worked for at least half a century?

          A paramilitary terrorist organization that did the dirty work while sympathetic politicians looked the other way?

          The extreme right wing’s literal worst nightmare is … having what they did, done to them.

          I assure you its politically feasible, as I said, this was the operating norm for at least half a century.

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        Kill the pedophiles is a typical fascist talking point. With „pedophiles“ of cause they mean everyone who’s differs from their concept of gender and sexuality.

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          Ok, since you don’t seem to understand basic concepts, KILL ALL HUMANS WHO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH CHILDREN!!!

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            Since you don’t seem to understand what I‘m talking about: FASCIST LOVE DRACONIC PUNISHMENTS BECAUSE IT GETS A SOCIETY USED TO VIOLENCE AND BRUTALITY. They really love this because people slowly switch from: „Killing is wrong“ to „Killing a person for crime xy is probably beneficial to our society“ and then to: „If this person is killed, they probably did something to deserve this.“ (Which is something you can read everytime someone suffers from police violence.)

            Don’t get me wrong: sexual encounters with people not able to (or below the age of) consent. Should have consequences, but those consequences can’t be violent. A functioning justice system should prevent (further) harm, not execute your personal want for revenge.

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            So either we kill 12-year-olds who have sexual encounters with other 12-year-olds. Or you realize that statements that start with KILL ALL aren’t a good basis for justice.

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    Freedom of speech*

    *terms and conditions may apply

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      … I don’t think Chip Roy can ride a horse.

      He’s an investment banker from Maryland who’s been cosplaying a Texan for his whole political life.

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    Its hard to refute the origins of socialism and communism in biblical teachings:

    James 5:1

    Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. 2 Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. 3 Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. 4 Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. 5 You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter.

    The republicans seem emboldened to piss on the constitution.

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      Depends on the country. Some have communist parties, like the PCF in France or the PCE in Spain. They aren’t big though.