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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

my mom using her hot trophy wife charisma to get women for my dad to fuck:

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my mom using her hot trophy wife charisma to get women for my dad to fuck:

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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Entertainmeonly
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    I only sleep with married men if their wives join us too.

    • greygore@lemmy.world
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      Oh no. Twist my arm.

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        They did cuff me one night. That was fun.

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    Had this happen to me as well. They said the husband would sit in the corner and watch. But it’s one thing to joke about, it’s another when it’s a legit option lol. I couldn’t do it.

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      deleted by creator

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    Ugh a couple tried this on me a few years ago. The girl was deece, but the guy… Looked like he lived in the forest and could tell fortunes.

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      deece nuts HA gottem

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      Well! Don’t leave me hanging what was your fortune!?

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        “if you let it touch your lips, ye shall be a triple gay forever”

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    No love for bears?

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      Nope, just otters

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    The rich get richer, smh

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    your parents sound awesome

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      No, they do not. Lesbian apps are full of people baiting and “forgetting” they have a bf until a side sentence on a date. No, we don’t want your uggo bf and no he can’t “just watch” either

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        So they don’t sound awesome because other people do a related and horrible thing that there is no indication that they themselves do?

        Just clarifying.

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        Don’t worry, non-lesbian apps have this, too!

        “It’s just…my husband needs to be there to watch…OKAY, fine, I don’t have to tell him!?”

        Um.

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      I’m sure there are some downsides. For example, uh, there could be… some risk of chapped lips with the extended physical activity if you don’t hydrate enough.

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    They both cute

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    That is a good “trad” wife.

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      Wait, if this is what trad wives do, I might need to rethink some things.

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        Those rich Mormon wives do that.

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