Inedible as in anything that isn’t food (ranging from something that would be dangerous, like glass, poisonous plants, or uranium, to something that is safe to eat but unpleasant with no nutritional value, like cardboard.) Eating the thing will be safe and painless.
I choose to eat the social construct of monetary wealth. Say goodbye to capitalism, it’s in My belly
Until you shit it out and then we are back to square one.
Enshittified
Just with extra shit…
Yeah no difference then i guess.
Dang, you’ve really thought this out huh?
@Grail @hungryphrog very much my line of thinking !!
The rich.
Hey, I said inedible.
You said it could be something dangerous to eat.
Fine, just bring me their inedible bones, they can keep the rest
Sunlight: I’m gonna save so much money photosynthesizing instead of eating.
Plot twist: you have to live in Greenland from October to April and on Antarctica the rest of the time.
If humans ate through photosynthesis, the capitalists would have already found a way to monetize access to sunlight
We’d have a Dyson sphere in 6-8 months.
I’m gonna follow the lead of my Stardew Valley wife and say amethyst
Say hi to Abby for me!
How’d you know she was hungry?
Liquid hot magma
The correct answer
A Billionaire maybe
Im not sure that’d count, as while there are social and legal repercussions and a higher risk of a few diseases, human meat, billionaire or not, isnt inheritly toxic or such, and does contain nutritional value.
Just the spine, then? Not even the marrow, just the bones themselves
An inedible part of a billionaire like Kim Kardashian’s silicone butt cheeks ^___^
this is my answer too!!
OP said inedible
Lava. Like it looks sooo tasty
I’ve had dreams of crunching on rocks, not completely unlike the dude from the never ending story. But there is something about the smell of hot asphalt. I know, I’m weird. But something about that smell is intoxicating.
“Where shall we have dinner?”
“Lets eat up the road”
“No thanks, I don’t like asphalt”
Live fastphalt, eat asphalt.
You know what they say about that? It’s your own asphalt.
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The rich
Best meal.
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So many good answers already taken.
I’m eating all the nuclear launch codes.
Palantir.
Jokes on you, I already eat crayons and glue just fine thanks.
Settle down marine. No need for bragging.
Thank you for your service o7
What does it taste like?
wax and glue? about like what you would expect them to taste.
Yes, like the texture, the taste, does it taste anything at all?
Why would I spoil it for you when you could instead join me and find out yourself
Lol, I rather not but that is an interesting offer.
Plastic. Save the planet while getting fed!
What about your poop though 🤔
Definitely uranium. Those calories are light
I wish I could safely store uranium in my belly as an energy source. Imagine how little I’d have to eat.
Pro tip: eat enough of those and the amount you have to eat will drastically decrease.
They last for half a lifetime
