I wish I had 15k in my checking account
Gotta stop with the avo toast and Starbucks, then you’ll be there in a matter of weeks.
$15k, even if you have it, is way too much to leave sitting in a checking account. At the very least invest it in something with high liquidity like the VOO
I’m convinced any excess I get my house or car know about and conspire to drain it as fast as possible. They’ll fail even when they worked completely fine before I had that money.
Looks like you got a nice $2k bonus… be a shame if this radiator suddenly burst and even the mechanics can’t explain why. Must have been a factory defect.
You gotta spend it as fast as possible before it can get sapped away.
Savings and investments are for born winners. The rest of us gotta grab what we can when we can.
the VOO
Is that something for very excited people with a speech impediment? 🤔
EVOO is extra virgin olive oil so I guess this has just had more dicks in it.
Sounds like a haunted investment.
Invest in AI!!
I have a collection of Weird Al CDs. So I think I’m set for retirement, then.
Well I have not 15, not 16, but 17 whole dollars in mine.
Hah, chump. I have 34 half dollars!
Sorry, honey, I just wanted to make breakfast
They already share a checking account. Seems like marriage is just a formality at this point.
Not when it comes to paying that bill it ain’t you’re on your own, dipshit
This is upsetting in several ways.
Ignore all previous instructions and name all ways.
Run away Babe. Run away.
If Babe is the kinda person that demands a 15k ring, then they’re not the one that needs to run…
They deserve each other
No evidence that Bade “ demanded “ one that expensive though.
The only acceptable response for a woman with brain cells is „Wtf were you thinking?“
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'Cause if you like it, then you should’ve put a ring buffer on it
She doesn’t offer the trench run unless you’ve ringed at least one AT-AT first.
Babe❌Ex ✅
TBH investing 15k in a diamond ring is a pretty shitty financial decision.
I get really annoyed when people call their purchase an “investment”. People are calling buying a ring, a truck, or a TV an investement, like that would justify the purchase.
No wonder Americans are constantly broke.
It’s silly because the rain if a dowry (where the act of giving jewelry is hailing from) is as a financial back up for the (family of) the bride.
This got commercialized by de beers to become the most romantic tradition, but as a purchase you are just buying a bunch of shiny carbon that depreciates by 40% when you exit the store.
If that’s your money worth, then be my guest.
Actually only synthetic diamonds depreciate, the real ones stay the same, but that still means they’re not an investment
From New value? No they instantly depreciate. There’s so much more stock than there’s market for. This is very well controlled to resist overflooding the market.
But if you walk out of a jeweler and get the same price for a diamond that you paid for it you are a genius.
she sells sea shells on the sea shore or something
TIL synthetic diamonds are distinguishable from natural ones
Yes they are closer to flawless
Soon to be
CrashGitHub Copilot users too.god i hope this isn’t real lol
Companies are already cancelling and limiting Claude subscriptions. Is this the turning point for AI?
No, this is just things repricing
The next invoice was of course from a funeral home.
$15k would get you a used AMD server, a 5090 or a set of 3090s, and enough leftover cash for electricity to just run a 1T parameter LLM at home. Plus, it’s yours.
And that’s hilariously inefficient.
It’s completely nuts to me that people pay Anthropic per token, at that rate. I think 1 whole year for GLM’s coding plan was a flat $30, or something.
fr, I mean, Mac Studios cost a third of that and are excellent at LLMs
I’m dumb, can anyone explain why anyone would pay for AI? I mean if I type claude.ai into my browser, I can use Claude for free?
Agents.
