Someone will post this to LinkedIn without a hint of irony.
ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this
Is a blowjob really a job if you’re enjoying it?
It’s a blowhobby, perhaps even a blowcalling.
Suck hobby
You’ve gotta get your foot in the door with a blowinternship
That’s just a brojob, that’s standard operating procedure.
Context
the only thing really stopping you two is you two
Asking the real questions.
What’s your job? I kiss my homies
In a world with AI grindsets, influencer slopfests, and governmental grifting, we need more respectable professions like this.
That’s not passive income
It is if you’re a lazy bottom.
It is if you were already going to go bar hopping with your makeout bro
Hello kids! Today we’re learning about prostitution
Strike up a conversation with a group of women
Alright, I’m out.
The amount of people that evidently don’t know what the “passive” in passive income is supposed to stand for is wild.
If you have do do something for it, it’s not passive, it’s just a job.
Active income, as it were.
The passive is the friend who sits there and waits to get tongued.
It doesn’t say if he gets paid though, or if it’s just for fun.
So in one night, lets call it 8 hours from 6:00 - 2:00, you’re out there approaching women, starting a conversation, leading that conversation naturally to kissing men, negotiating for $100, kissing your homie, then traveling to the next bar… every 24 minutes.
Yes.
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Also it gets worse. Either he’s commandeered his friend into doing this with him for free, or they’re splitting it and he’s actually managing to average every 12 minutes.
Assuming this kind of wager is more likely in a nightclub with drunk people (that brought party money) then a regular bar.
Some have entree fees, and the oned that do have more chance to find richer drunk people.
Gotta pay expensive drinks for you and homie to not stand out and appear massively sus, what you’re doing is relatively mild but people can’t tell your not planning worse, so act normal, casual.
May take a while to find a good target, depending on the crowd size you only have one shot to smooth talk your way into it.
In the meantime your spending time, possibly gas finding new locations. Local employees will equally catch on also if you do it too often the same spot.
In the end gotta split the profits with your partner
Might be above minimum wage but far from big money. The only reason to get big money is dumb luck where your victim is an actual rich person that does not care.
Rope the bars in. Gas isn’t something that should be happening drinking.
I told my boss I needed a raise. He said everyone needs a hustle. I told him my hustle is wage work. He advised some people will just sacrifice more. I said my time with my family was more important.
People that say you need a “huscle” “be a founder” or any other of that instagram entrepeneur type crap need to remember capitalism only works if a large part of the population is happy just doing some quasi menial job that pays just enough to have a somewhat interesting life.
If everybody is rich, nobody is rich.
The last sentence only makes sense comparatively. If you assume wealth/richness is having enough resources to thrive, then imho everybody can be rich.
Ofcourse there are other metrics to considering yourself rich, some of which don’t necesarily have anything at all do do with money.
But that is not what those online grifters that constantly talk about crypto and having a huscle mean with being successful.
You forgot to add the part where you kissed your boss on the mouth to get a raise.
Ah yes, the old selling yourself for more riches and even more dignity. Go money! /s Now let’s talk basic universal income. That one is a no-brainer that would solve a lot of social ills.
$50, then? What if I do one for free just to show you it’s worth it?
Each and every one of us values ourselves differently. Take what you can get, I guess? You don’t need to prove anything to me, just yourself.
How about abolishing money altogether and actually redistributing resources the way that everyone can live decently?
Abolishing money isn’t necessary for everyone to live decently
However, money is absolutely necessary for making sure that everyone but the few lives indecently
Again, not true. Everyone but the few lived indecently even before money.
No, everyone lived indecently before money. Then everyone came and worked together to live decently. Then, at some point, some people wanted to have everything and invented money so that they could rob the others by their consent.
I totally agree. We now have the communication and computing ability to manage resources effectively for the whole globe.
Can someone explain how dressing in basketball shorts and jersey factors in?
Stereotypical “straight guy” clothes.
Average American cishet men dress like twelve year olds when they go out
12-year-old is being generous.
If homie doesn’t want any of that money, you might have a boyfriend.
what if I have a fagcent
Use sign language
By this logic everyone should be a prostitute on top of whatever their hustle is. Just saying.
Yes. Obviously. Fucking pinko, are you not?
