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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Fuckin' furries

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Fuckin' furries

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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    Better than deboning your dog, 'though…

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      Is it?

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        Guess I’ll try both and let you know.

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          Which will you do first??

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            I’ll do your mom as a control.

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        No.

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          Found the furry!

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            Wot? I said boning your dog is worse than deboning (and therefore probably eating) it…

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              • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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                Reading is clearly comprehension not your strength.

                Boning the dog is better than deboning it

                Is it?

                No

                Not that complicated…

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        If I were really hungry… vs. If I were really horny…

        I know which one is worse!

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        If you’re going to eat it, no. If you’re going to waste it, yes.

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      Technically, “boning” and “deboning” can mean the same thing.

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        Deboning has one meaning. Boning has two.

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          Technically on the out it is a deboning.

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    That ain’t no furry’s car, that’s likely (hopefully) someone who made the sticker thinking “bones are associated with dogs, they love bones, swapping a heart out for a bone would be cutsie” (Or maybe it’s someone who’s partner has a dog fursona and they get a chuckle out of the double takes people do when they see it)

    Real furries got bumper stickers like these:

    Make Art No Matter What (Featuring someone's fursona)

    Etsy Link

    You Just Got Passed by a Furry

    Etsy Link

    This Werewolf is Nervous Do Not Approach

    Etsy Link

    I Brake for Werewolves (This one is a little suggestive, still SFW IMO)

    Etsy Link

    I should specify: I have no affiliation with the links in the spoilers, they’re just a (very small) collection of (some) stickers that I’ve seen locally at local furry meetups. I’ve just had them saved for later in case I wanted to buy some lol

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    Jesus! What a mess of a comments section.

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      Agreed, there’s a lot of really hateful people in this comment section to say the least.

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        HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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    He clearly operate his dog to remove some malformed calcified obstruction from his heart valve. I hope the dog made it. 🫶

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      Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a vet!

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    Is it I love bone my dog, I bone my dog love, I bone my love dog, or I bone love my dog. Asking for a friend.

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      It’s “I bone my dog”. The heart is a background image, not part of the sentence.

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    “Could only find a dog… And his ass!”

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      “Arrrr… it was my own seester”

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    furries are whats wrong with bluesky. Sure, it’s an echo chamber, but there’s also furries there and that’s a bigger problem

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      “Tell me you are conservative without saying you are conservative.”

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        “Tell me you fuck dogs without saying you fuck dogs”

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          Do you believe all Catholics are pedophiles? Because there is a lot more Catholics who are charged with child sex abuse than furries charged with animal sex abuse.

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            catholics and republicans, yep. they either fuck kids, have fucked kids, or are planning to in the future.

            ETA: i mean american catholics

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              Ah, so you are just all around narrow minded. Hope you grow up some day!

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                yep, That’s what old age does. I don’t have to have an open mind because I did and I saw all the horrible shit so now I don’t have to have open mind about some of that shit anymore

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                  Go back to /b/ then, channer. The internet has moved on since the dial-up days and realized that furries are actually really chill people.

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              Seven Colbert?! NOOO!

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            I would suspect its more old groomers hiding in the sweaty mask than dog fuckers

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          What a vapid response, at least be creative with your hate.

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            it actually was a pretty on-point response. sorry you’re bummin’

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          Holy shit you killed them XD

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      Guess what? We’re on Lemmy too.

      We are legion.

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        Wait till he finds out we run most IT depts and a significant percentage of the military

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          Don’t forget TV, movies, and video games. I met soooo many furries who went to school for animation.

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            Ssh don’t tell them we run the media

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          what do they think the force is that the military is projecting?

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            ?

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      Haven’t encountered people hating furries this much in a long time, I wonder why we’re still hated by some people.

      I suppose it’s like how there’s also furries that hate others they misunderstand as well: I’ve encountered a surprising number of transphobic furries, as they buy the myth that transgender people are pedophiles. I even recently heard a furry tell me that they hate bronies because they think bronies are zoophiles.

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      An image of a cat with the typical :3 face captioned "God has let me live another day and I'm about to make it everyone's problem"

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        I love this meme so much

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      I totally get making fun of furries, but blaming problems on them?

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      Lmao

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    I bought these stickers once that had pictures of wood screws on them. They were meant to put over the hearts on bumper stickers.

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    Smooch the pooch

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    Colby nooooooooooooo

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