• djsoren19
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    2 months ago

    damn I wish I had a xylophone. could make so many skeleton friends

        • petrol_sniff_king
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          2 months ago

          I run into people sometimes who say things like “AAAAAHHHHHH get them out of me get them out of me get them out of me get them out of me! These bones are not mine! These bones are not mine! I know they’re not mine! The government is putting bones in my body that are NOT MINE and are controlling my movements! I would NEVER move that way! Somebody please HELP ME!!” and I just wish I knew how to help them…

  • frog@feddit.uk
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    2 months ago

    My ‘X’ is for Xenomorph.

    My Xenomorphic automatic negative thoughts (ANTs) kills any positivity I have.

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    2 months ago

    omg i want to have sex too! but i lack the xylophone :(