The fuck are ‘hunter eyes’?
When your eyes are in the front and not on the side of you head. Like a deer.
Like everything else in that list something that only exists in his fucked up headspace.
What the fuck are hunter eyes? Don’t all humans have predator vision? Are there people out there with 360 degree rabbit vision?
If you ask: in the 2000’s, men forced each other to like blondes and big-breasted women. If you tried to express liking towards any other women type other than maybe the occasional redhead, you got called “gay”. Also there was the whole “gay bamboozling”, or the reason why the “trap meme” exists.
What?
Nothing about personality, so I’m pretty sure that’s a thing this guy lacks.
assertion, dominance and confidence are all personality traits, but uh, yeah.
Assertive and dominant are personality traits. Not really great in isolation, but its there. 😆
I actually look for women slightly cuter than me with insecure attachment styles and a surplus of poorly aligned dark triad traits. Ideally an addiction or two.
I, uh, prefer women.
No sorry, we don’t exist.
Woof :3
This guy thinks women want a goose.
A fighting goose.
women aren’t geese?
fuck i gotta ask my wife about this. she’s been angry and honk-y all week
Found Zeus
He’s just a cool guy looking for other cool guys to hang out in his party mansion.
Nothing gay.
Well he can’t invite women to his party mansion. That would be gay
What the hell are hunter eyes? all humans have eyes selected for hunting. Sure a guy with eyes sitting on the sides of his skull would look weird but are there even any genectic defects that could cause this?
hope you’re ready for the most pointless, ridiculous nonsense you’ve ever seen
this is some eugenics shit
Hunter eyes are those large eyes that cats do when they hunt for stuff:
so like, is the guy supposed to have them transplanted? or have them somewhere in a jar floating in formaldehyde?
I’m imagining like squinty eyes like Clint Eastwood? No actually idea, though. Just some more reverse phrenology to feed their self pity addiction
I think he meant, eyes like Hunter Biden. Or it could have meant ‘hunter green’ as a color, which is impossible. Or maybe autocorrect wrote ‘hunter’ when he meant to write ‘munter’.
What about “makes me laugh”?
“is kind to children and animals”
“is capable of expressing emotions other than anger or jealousy”
Big extra credit for “has any kind of creative hobby”
the big one for us was “we want to spend time together even if we’re not doing anything, well after the puppy crush phase”
What about “there’s billions of women, claiming they all share the same preferences is utterly ridiculous independent of the specifics”?
Unflappable confidence? Try unflappable dick
Not speaking for women here. Just me
yeah my valve broke on fully inflated too
