Why such a high hairline!?
9000 is a really fucking old teenager.
That’s like being Gandalf of all teenagers.
“A wizard is never late, nor is she early, she arrives preci…”
Oh shut up Helen, you knew I was going to wear my leopard print and you wore yours today just so I would look like I’m copying you! Our friendship is so over!
Is was leopard skin back then.
and she looks really good for 9000
I think someone mixed up the storage, and they accidentally recreated John Travolta from the Battlefield Earth movie?
It’s been a while since I’ve studied it, but IIRC skeletons of early humans show in general more traits we view as masculine, like stronger chins and a more jutting brow line, even in female skeletons. It was even more pronounced in male skeletons, but this is still pretty mild sexual dimorphism even among great apes (think male vs female gorillas, for example).
Though, even being 9000, they would still be considered a “modern” human, correct? Having evolved roughly 300k years ago, I would think their traits would be far more similar to our own then “early” versions of our species
Early might not be the right word, I think I’m mixing it up with pre-agricultural hunter gatherers (I think I’m forgetting a term here, but it’s hot and I’m tired).
Yeah but we started fucking Neanderthals way later and there were plenty of inbred diasporas with little outside contact.
Also it seems to have taken a bit for human ethnicities and morphology to stabilize. We absorbed a lot of other humans in Africa to the point that it unironically messed up a lot of early data cause early scientists didn’t think fucked to extinction was a valid form of human expansion.
Why did you have to remind me?
I hear you, I had blissfully forgotten all about that.
SIX fingers…
If anyone missed the RiffTrax version of that movie it is one of the better ones. You can still find it on the privateer gulf.
This is from the movie about the making of Battlefield Earth with John Travolta played by Val Kilmer
First thing I saw
this feels like one of those shrink wrapped dinosaur situations. like they arent doing a good job estimating how her soft tissue would have been distributed at all. why are her eyebrows so low, why are her cheeks so lean, why is there so much tissue below her lips, why is her hairline so high and with a bit of a widows peak? it feels like they put a mans tissue distribution on a womans frame completely uncritically and called it good.
edit: i think the harsh drop lighting theyre displaying this under is making it way worse too. it might not look quite as bad with softer more diffuse lighting.
Yeah this looks completely wrong to me… Like sure, they would look very different, but they wouldn’t be indistinguishable from men. Even from an evolutionary perspective that’s just silly.
Even today we have women that have “facial bone structures we associate with masculinity” as they describe. It’s not like we are working blind and trying to reconstruct a dinosaur or an extraterrestrial. Though maybe for some scientists, women are similarly rare.
I looked up some examples of “masculine women faces” online in 2 minutes. Even though they look “masculine”, they clearly don’t look like Gigachad or whatever this reconstruction is.
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All three are beautiful. And in other news, I’m a gay enby.
I’m a sidelined former passionate Ally, can you explain to me how an enby can be “gay” and not “pan?”
I’m not into men, and I’m less into women than I am into enbies close to My gender. There are plenty of enby genders I’m not into, too.
Ah okay that makes sense.
I can actually see Myself in a romantic/queerplatonic, non-physical relationship with a bi man. But not a straight or exclusively gay man. I went on a date with a man once, we both had a good time.
IKnowSomeOfTheseWords.goodburger
Would they look very different though? Even 9000 years ago, they would still have mostly human DNA.
well they always taught us in history class how greece was the hi mark of ancient culture.
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Funny, if you cut the hair I’d say it’s Val Kilmer.
If you don’t cut the hair it’s Madmartigan.
And if you give her a normal hairline she might resemble a teenager
Did Carrot Top forget to take his thyroid medication again?
No no, that’s Simply Red after a full-blown bender. He just hasn’t got to his hairbrush yet.



Idk about this team tbh. Avgi is certainly not impressed.


Idk about this team tbh
They should have stopped at Bottom middle, the one between Special Agent Albert Rosenberg and guy in bar bathroom that wants to fight his reflection.
This is what the Trojan War was fought over
The face that launched a thousand ships… away from it.
I can suddenly see why you would fight a war over Cleopatra or Helen of Troy if this is the average local option.
All the cast of Odyssey should look like this
The Odyssey is much, much closer to now than to 9000 years ago
Yeah, it’s that old “Cleopatra lived closer to modern day than the building of the pyramids. Ancient Egypt had archeologists who studied ancient Egypt” thing.
That’s still very odd to think about
Mother
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
MotherYeah i can see that a little bit too
If this is a teenage girl, how the hell the grown up men looked like? I mean my masculinity is already hurt by this image alone.
not to long ago you were “ancient” with 40
Wrong, in those years people also reached the age of today’s people. The myth that they had a lower lifespan was due to the high mortality of newborns and a violent society that lowered the average general age.
Well yeah and back then everybody was ancient
There are several historic persons which lived more than 80 Years. The people then was genetically identic to the people today and with the same life expentancy, same as today, this depends naturally on their life style. The average lifespan of the people in WWI also was less than 30 Years.
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