I’m 18 and people often assume I’m older 😭
You think THAT’S bad? When I was 20-something, a hair dresser asked if I was my younger brother’s dad. I’m 3 years older than him!
That was about two decades ago 😄
Meanwhile I’m 45 and still get carded for alcohol. Bitch, I’ve been drinking longer than you’ve been alive just gimme my vodka.
My daughter is like this and hates it so much. People think she is in High School still and she is in her 20s.
My daughter is like this (though only
You ok? Did a sniper get you halfway through the comment?
I sniped myself, but apparrently half posted instead of cancelling.
So I edited it into the full comment anyway.
Tell her that she’ll start to appreciate it in her 40s to 50s when the kids don’t believe that she’s that old.
Bitch, I’ve been drinking longer than you’ve been alive just gimme my vodka.
That’s how the Gettysburg Address first draft started. A less literal-minded stenographer was found in time, though.
… and if whoever looks at you is drunk …
When I was 18, I asked a group of maybe five people and they thought I was 27. That was many years ago.



