• macniel@feddit.org
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    17 days ago

    I taste nothing. Lost my real tongue in the great emu war, had it replaced with a rubber band.

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      17 days ago

      I cannot get the image of someone trying to make out with an emu and then getting their tongue bitten off out of my head lol