I became trans bc someone misgendered me and I was too awkward to correct them
Well, I was worried I might be gay, so I switched teams. Now I’m totally straight 😉
But lol it actually turns out I was bi… 🤷♀️ se la vie.
I was making garlic bread when I accidentally dropped my gender on the floor, and I haven’t seen it since. I think it rolled somewhere under the fridge
My autism diagnosis
PUNK ROCK
I doubt there’s a better reason tbh
I wanted to be gay but didn’t want to date men
based, but wrong answers only ;3
similarly “my five favorite grandfathers are gay, and i always looked up to them and admired them, and my wife is really hot, so i figured why not?”
Damn, leave some grandpas for the rest of us
no my polyamorous gay grandpas were the best. i got to grow up thinking that kind of love and sharing was normal.
Put on a pair of programmer socks. In a venom-esque fashion they brought out my gayest and most feminine urges while refusing to let me take them off.
I tried on a bra as a joke and couldn’t figure out how to take it off.
Let me guess: You also use
vim?Type :3 to exit
Ohhh… I was trying
(setq bra-hook nil)Pshh everyone knows you can toggle metamorphesis with
C-x M-c M-butterfly
First I wanted to ask why you didn’t use scissors, but then I remembered how expensive those things are.
Scissoring isn’t real
Image with more pixels for anyone who wants it
Yay!
but anyhow, why are you trans? (if you are of course)
Yup
Came out something like 4-5 years ago I think?
(The big trans flag on r/place 2021 cracked my egg, so I have a weird relationship with reddit lol)
Reddit replacing Digg —> Transing a SqueakyBeaver
there were too few women in it and wanted to even the statistic
I read a book with a female protagonist and got confused
I heard you could win at sports so I went for it lol
I fell asleep listening to ASMR, and “ASMR that turns you into a girl” was somewhere in the queue
Witch dropped me into bucket full of estrogen.
Where can I find this witch :3
I gave my gender to my (now) brother. His old one was broken, and it’s not like I need one anyway.
was just walking along and my balls exploded off. i didn’t know that could happen
