• TotallynotJessicaOPM
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      3 months ago

      likely by themselves getting no dick and with no bitches to their name, or with both already

    • Cait
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      3 months ago

      You tell me where the twinks are first

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    3 months ago

    Just flip the machine off like halfway through, then you get bi twinks

    • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Twink Death implies I was ever a twink lol. I’ve been big since I was little. Hovered somewhere between Big and Husky most of my life until puberty hit and now I look like a fridge doing Bigfoot Cosplay.

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      3 months ago

      This is why I’ve been hitting the gym recently, gotta stave off twink death for as long as I can to meet a bi goth girl.

  • Binzy_Boi@piefed.ca
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    3 months ago

    This reminds me of that cartoonist on Twitter who’d make those absolutely hilarious and deranged comics that parodied conspiracy theories. Wish I remembered the name, just recall they used a certain dog character a lot.

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    3 months ago

    TFW you became the goth girl of your dreams but got no femboys to get in your skirt and ruin their fresh makeup making out. 💔

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      There needs to be a service that connects goth cuties to femboys. Like a FemboysOnly or Pegr.

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    True story. Don’t ask me where I know that from.