we should form an underground transgender mafia
Looks like it’s already in full swing. Just in case you’re looking… I have a very reputable kitkat source for the next few weeks…
Oh gimme a break
What exactly are the trans mafia running a racket on? Knee high socks?
Blahaj
Everyone knows that you need to feed your Blahaj shitty chocolate wafers so they don’t turn into gremlins.
I say that Liz Truss is actually just one giant cunt.
And not even in a good way.
Lettuce not listen to this grifter.
Oceans 11 trans remake when?
But actually
Knew it
I’m kind of surprised the Liz made it 44 days against the lettuce.
mad-libs headline?
also kudos to truss on having no shame and still showing her face to humans
being in an underground transgender mafia would fix me
That sounds… awesome! Like, I want this to be true, underground transgender mafia, hell yeah!!
No one knew what the fuck you stood for. Political fucking mist - no substance, no weight. You’ve got all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside.
So now, please, just fuck off back to your hole you headless frump, and prepare for your column in Grazia."
Everyone look for a suspiciously KitKat-shaped Italian trans person!
She is 100% wrong, like how can someone even think of that?
Imagine for a second that you were rewarded for spouting insane bullshit.
Why she does it isn’t the question. The question is why does it work. The people who read this are definitely eating paint chips.
Yeah I know, this was supposed to be satirical way of me acting as if it is true but me trying to cover up all connections.
That’s as many as four threes, and that’s terrible.
